another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

MY DATE: its like how Agamemnon's wife in The Iliad...God what was her name--

ME: Clytemnestra

MY DATE: yeah, it's like how she--

ME: [too distracted thinking about how I remembered Clytemnestra's name for the next hour to build any kind of emotional connection w/ another person] damn I'm good

Just a quick note to transphobes: you are wrong, you will lose, history will rightly spit on you.

Imaging if Leonid Brezjnev was a rastafarian and he had dreadbrows

the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves

I have a bunch of stuff I didnt have yesterday, which means I should be happier

I am the Hamburglar
And I Ham
And I burg
And I lar

90% of wheelchair users like their wheelchair. If you've broken your legs this is important information for your doctor to have.

I will never forget that man, he was a physics teacher!

Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead

Democrats lost while doing everything the left was begging them not to do, and now most of them have concluded that this means that it was a mistake to listen to the people they ignored and to run the campaign they didn't run, and must now pivot to doing more of exactly what they did when they lost.

brianna wu is not an important or notable person. screenshotting her dumb opinions is akin to posting pictures of a dropped hamburger you saw on your walk

American politics is very simple. Good people have a moral duty to vote for democrats, but bad people dont. Therefore dems should target all their policies at bad people and good people cant complain

The Final Pitch

Genuinely so bleak that RFK Jr. doesn't even really have politics, he just fried his brain with drugs trying to resolve unresolvable daddy issues, and that just aligned so perfectly with one of the two major political parties that they did the Leonardo DiCaprio point

I’m fucking furious at some people on here. No one, especially not Palestinians in Gaza, are telling you to watch hours upon hours of footage of dead Palestinians. They are uploading it and we are sharing it because the FUCKING MEDIA WONT REPORT ON IT. Stop making TW threads about how unhealthy 1/2

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