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Raconteur, rogue, centrist dad, mouthpiece and Labrador rustler. Practicing Brexorcist, you can be saved. #RejoinEU #AbolishTheMonarchy #KeepTheToriesOut
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Before you cockneys all start wetting yourselves, the Elizabeth line cost £19 billion alone.
June 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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From today Michael Gove will disgrace the House of Lords. I have described him in sworn evidence as a "deliberate and disgraceful liar". goodlawproject.org/covid-inquir...
Covid inquiry: Maugham hits back at Gove | Good Law Project
The former minister attacked Good Law Project while under pressure at the Covid inquiry over the unlawful VIP lane. But should we listen to a ‘deliberate and disgraceful liar’?
goodlawproject.org
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Coming soon: Labour responds to the failure of its Nigel Farage tribute act by trying even harder to be a Nigel Farage tribute act whilst closing its eyes to the evidence of where that path led the Tories.
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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It’s Farage who attracts them. Doesn’t matter what he calls the party.
April 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Spotted in a Brooklyn doorway by a friend this afternoon.

Epic.
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Almost every assertion of fact and law in Honest Bob Jenrick’s latest far-right-tickling rant is false.

But because I’m me, I feel it most important to point out that the statue of Lady Justice above the Old Bailey is famously *not* blindfolded.

As any real lawyer knows.
March 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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“That’s why Tate got the following he got. So maybe I’m part of a similar phenomenon..." Nigel Farage, July 2024.
March 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Trump’s framing of these talks is so wrong.

1) Why does Russia have any right to any sovereign Ukrainian territory?

2) Why’s the US “mediating”? Have both parties asked it to?

3) How can the US be a mediator when it’s seeking its own material gain from at least one party?

4) Why exclude Europe?
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Have you noticed how broadcasters spent 14yrs saying "the UK is the 6th richest country in the world" based on our tot. annual GDP, when we all said that was the wrong measure because it ignored population

But now they say look how poor we are "because of our GDP per capita"

What changed?
#r4today
February 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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The petition must now be considered for parliamentary debate.
February 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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It's amazing, every single year the Western Countries get 12% richer.

But there is never any money for you, and things always get worse.

Do you know why this is?

(It isn't immigrants)
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Trump 2023: Refugees "poison the blood of our country".

Trump 2025: Egypt, Jordan and other Arab countries should permanently take two million Palestinian refugees.

#r4today
February 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Farewll Prezza! You will be missed.
Blimey. That actually got me.
John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car.

A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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ICYMI, my dog has been given his own column:

Dooks!

'They'll be calling it Flea Street after this'
Eammon Holmes

'The most exciting new columnist since Sarah Vine'
Allison Pearson

'Not been funny, but how do his paws use the keyboard?'
Lee Anderson

mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/dooks
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Doesn’t get more conclusive than this.
January 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Can't believe Meghan made Rupert Murdoch hack Harry's phone. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sun owner News Group Newspapers's full apology to Prince Harry
News Group Newspapers gives a
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Trump pardons drug dealers, insurgents and nazis but throws a hissy fit because a Bishop asked for kindness to women and minorities.
The man is a monster, as are those that support him.
January 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Spot on in both posts.
January 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Show me someone pretending that Prince Harry hasn't kicked Rupert Murdoch's arse from here to eternity & I'll show you a Murdoch lackey/Trump apologist/bare-faced liar. Some people may even fit all three categories!
January 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Prince Harry Takes a Stand for Us All: ‘If They’re Supposedly Policing Society, Who On Earth is Policing Them?’

The crisis and corruption in the British press is one of the biggest, ongoing scandals of our time
@hardeepmatharu.bsky.social

bylinetimes.com/2023/06/06/p...
Prince Harry Takes a Stand for Us All: ‘If They’re Supposedly Policing Society, Who On Earth is Policing Them?’
The crisis and corruption in the British press is one of the biggest, ongoing scandals of our time. Byline Times tips its hat to Prince Harry
bylinetimes.com
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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For years, many on the right have hijacked the Church for their own political ends, whilst often espousing values which are the antithesis of Christian & other faiths.

New rule: you want a photo opp in Church? Brace for some truths.

Mariann Budde just did church & state a huge service.
Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

(posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)
January 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM