Drippy McCool
@hotdogday.bsky.social
Germany's number 1 "Sing 2" fanfic author
Mr Beast: We trapped 100 horny seniors on the surface of a Mobius strip and told them the first one to find the end will win a new heart!
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Mr Beast: We trapped 100 horny seniors on the surface of a Mobius strip and told them the first one to find the end will win a new heart!
When I was in the army, I peeled substantially fewer potatoes than cartoons led me to believe I would
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When I was in the army, I peeled substantially fewer potatoes than cartoons led me to believe I would
Welp, took a big loss in the sports book yesterday. How was I supposed to know The Savannah Bananas weren't a real team?
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Welp, took a big loss in the sports book yesterday. How was I supposed to know The Savannah Bananas weren't a real team?
I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Joe Biden (after I cut in line in front of him at the grocery store): Hey! I used to be the president!
Me: Sure you did old man
Me: Sure you did old man
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Joe Biden (after I cut in line in front of him at the grocery store): Hey! I used to be the president!
Me: Sure you did old man
Me: Sure you did old man
one of the most devastating insults my boss ever laid on me was that i "looked like the kind of guy who edits Wikipedia"
it's gonna work too if they manage it. just set up a recurring donation to Wikipedia donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php...
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
one of the most devastating insults my boss ever laid on me was that i "looked like the kind of guy who edits Wikipedia"
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The 14 hours i was without tiktok and i was forced to interact with my wife and children were abhorrent
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The 14 hours i was without tiktok and i was forced to interact with my wife and children were abhorrent
Sarin might hurt some of y'all but I'm built different.
December 16, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Sarin might hurt some of y'all but I'm built different.
you're in your hydration era. I'm in my catheter era. we're not the same
September 22, 2023 at 2:21 AM
you're in your hydration era. I'm in my catheter era. we're not the same
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who is trying to climb in the window
August 9, 2023 at 10:08 PM
who is trying to climb in the window
The saddest thing about Bluesky is that Lowtax didn't live to get banned from it
August 7, 2023 at 3:13 AM
The saddest thing about Bluesky is that Lowtax didn't live to get banned from it
i never believed in magic till i saw one of my dogs turn into a snake
August 4, 2023 at 12:22 PM
i never believed in magic till i saw one of my dogs turn into a snake
11.5 years after i graduated from law school, I have received full PSLF loan forgiveness. 260k (principal plus interest) gone.
I probably repaid a total of 20k. My first few years i paid less than 100 a month. And the last 3 years i paid nothing.
What a beautiful system
I probably repaid a total of 20k. My first few years i paid less than 100 a month. And the last 3 years i paid nothing.
What a beautiful system
August 2, 2023 at 3:32 PM
11.5 years after i graduated from law school, I have received full PSLF loan forgiveness. 260k (principal plus interest) gone.
I probably repaid a total of 20k. My first few years i paid less than 100 a month. And the last 3 years i paid nothing.
What a beautiful system
I probably repaid a total of 20k. My first few years i paid less than 100 a month. And the last 3 years i paid nothing.
What a beautiful system
Max Rebo and the Jizz Wailers was appropriative of second wave ska but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
August 2, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Max Rebo and the Jizz Wailers was appropriative of second wave ska but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
Heading off to a working class French dip restaurant
August 2, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Heading off to a working class French dip restaurant
you fools... @dril.bsky.social is a sex worker too
July 19, 2023 at 5:35 PM
you fools... @dril.bsky.social is a sex worker too
While you were SUCKIN' and FUCKIN' at work, I was securing my bag by PISSIN' and SHITTIN'.
July 19, 2023 at 4:37 PM
While you were SUCKIN' and FUCKIN' at work, I was securing my bag by PISSIN' and SHITTIN'.
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The latest Twitter casualty is that my greatest moment ever, from April 2020, has been erased. The other person involved has deleted their account, presumably due to Elon Musk making the site terrible.
July 8, 2023 at 3:50 PM
The latest Twitter casualty is that my greatest moment ever, from April 2020, has been erased. The other person involved has deleted their account, presumably due to Elon Musk making the site terrible.
I'm not an assassin,
the only ass I'm in is my two Persian cats.
the only ass I'm in is my two Persian cats.
Colleen Ballenger issues heartfelt apology for shooting Archduke Frank Ferdinand and tossing Europe into chaos
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I'm not an assassin,
the only ass I'm in is my two Persian cats.
the only ass I'm in is my two Persian cats.