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Zipper's mom
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Forever Zipper's mom 2/3/2011-12/7/2024
every christmas i am baffled at how bad i am at wrapping gifts. i literally do not understand what i am doing wrong but they always look like ass smh
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
in my mid 30s desperately searching for a bar that allows you to lay down for a little while
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
patiently waiting for the kids to bring back puka shells. long live puka shells!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
July 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
unlimited respect for macklemore he's a real one
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
lmao.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
when will gen z bring back the pt cruiser
August 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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What a cute little doggie
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
they tried to do cars and baseball at the same time and god said NO!!
August 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
hbd moo deng 🎂🎈
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
listening to the new lorde album and LORDE IS BACK BABY I was such a fan of her first two albums and so disappointed with solarpower, so happy to have my favorite pop girly back for summer
June 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today.

#wipolitics
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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"defund the police" was so obviously correct. I really don't care if it doesn't poll well. it's like telling me that I should stop saying I like vaccines if they stopped polling well.
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
RIHANNA IS SMURFETTE
May 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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She love da wires
May 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
motion sick from using free camera mode in sims 4
March 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM