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Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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stop stop I can’t vote for her any harder
November 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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stop! you can only keep scrolling once you say hello to the chicken
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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new NO GODS NO MAYORS today on the big boy of london, boris johnson nogodsnomayors.com
October 3, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #294,127!
September 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Absolutely stunning! Alt text repost: a red-haired woman is on stage, wearing armour and holding a crossbow
Absolutely obsessed with this look by Chappell but she's not Joan of Arc, but Julie D’Aubigny! She was a 17th c. bisexual French opera singer who performed in drag and bested men in duels. Her lesbian lover was once sent to a convent for being gay and she set the convent on fire to free her. An icon
September 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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tonight I learned that on the French version of the 90s X-Men cartoon, Gambit had a unremarkable French voice like everyone else instead of a Cajun accent, and so he was just An Unremarkable Guy. currently obsessed with the idea of Normal Gambit
September 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Three Kinds of Research xkcd.com/2977
August 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Gritty has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
giving Vance the directive to personally alienate every resident of the most important swing state over the next couple months is so funny
August 23, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall.

They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this
July 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Any other description. Any.
January 8, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away
September 10, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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Weyland-Yutani Employee: (on phone with mom) The new job is going pretty good! Today we’re moving a spaceship full of giant quivering eggs
December 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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They were just afraid to show Willem Dafoe's huge hog
December 21, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist 🧪
December 12, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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This is epic.
December 8, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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yeah as far as presidential statements about the death of an american official goes, this is the closest you’re going to get to “yes he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell”
This statement from Biden about Henry Kissinger is one cold-blooded shiv of a paragraph, to a degree that I truly didn't expect we were going to get.

I'm impressed.
November 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I feel like this is an ad for If Books Could Kill.
November 30, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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It's been a long day and we all need a good timeline cleanse that does not involve skydiving babies so this is my request for your favorite odd but kinda charming stories

My submission: the mysterious Garfield phones of Brittany

www.bbc.com/news/world-e...
Garfield phones beach mystery finally solved after 35 years
For years, novelty phones appear on Brittany's beaches - but the source is finally found.
www.bbc.com
November 15, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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No one:

Patrick Stewart: Fuck Margret Thatcher.
November 3, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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October 28, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Republican party no longer in possession of a its senses or values, must be in want of a speaker.
To lose one Speaker may regarded as a misfortune. To lose four looks like carelessness.
October 25, 2023 at 12:35 AM