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August 20, 2023 at 2:11 AM
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he’s here
August 20, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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High five
August 20, 2023 at 10:54 PM
August 18, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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never forget that night when Giuliani was literally leaking evil out of his pores, like a villain made out of pollution in a children’s film from 1993
live Giuliani reaction shot
August 15, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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August 15, 2023 at 11:23 AM
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Twitter updated their app icon to include 2010’s hottest grunge aesthetic and now it looks even stupider
August 15, 2023 at 11:08 AM
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the sheer whimsy of this
August 15, 2023 at 11:58 AM
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this is just what birds looked like 600 years ago
August 15, 2023 at 9:33 AM
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Purchased several very cool objects at Flame Con, but I think this mug may be my favorite.
August 13, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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August 12, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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August 12, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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Froonce [froonts]
(v.)
-To go about in an active, energetic, bustling, or noisy fashion.

Used in a sentence:
"Everyone in the office begins to froonce as soon as the boss walks in!”
or
“After frooncing to get my chores done, I’m well quanked.”

Order my new book:
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August 11, 2023 at 9:00 AM
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What to Do xkcd.com/2813
August 9, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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when those dumbass right wingers say "what is a woman" like a gotcha, just answer "someone who is fascinated by cheese" and watch them try to figure that one out
August 9, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever made
August 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
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Everything on my Gumroad is 25% off for the next 24 hours with promo code "BCDAY2023"! Support me by picking up some comics and artbooks! https://alexsteacy.gumroad.com
August 7, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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August 8, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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BREAKING: Visual Effects (VFX) workers at Marvel have filed for a union election with the National Labor Relations Board.

If they’re successful they’ll be the first visual effects professionals to unionize.
For the First Time, VFX Workers Vote to Unionize at Marvel
On Monday, a group of more than 50 on-set employees filed a petition for an election to be represented by IATSE.
t.co
August 7, 2023 at 9:24 PM
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oh damn, somebody tell scotland
August 5, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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If you had a kid with the idea that you could decide who they were gonna be whoo boy is the rest of your life going to suck
August 8, 2023 at 9:01 AM