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all opinions belong to the bag of rats in my head
Pinned
My stomach is making the most goop glorp beep bloop laser gun noises EVER in this silent af hospital waiting area
My hands smell like shrimp paste! 🦐
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My hands smell like shrimp paste! 🦐
so me
水滴を全身にまとったきらきらイボトビムシにアヤトビムシの仲間がぐんぐん近づいてきて、これは何かが起きるかも…と見守ったが、一瞬の接触のあと何事もなかったようにさよなら。
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
so me
perpetually baffling that the US was like “who should be in charge of permitting for aquatic ecosystem restoration projects?” and then decided the correct answer was THE ARMY
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
perpetually baffling that the US was like “who should be in charge of permitting for aquatic ecosystem restoration projects?” and then decided the correct answer was THE ARMY
📩This is my regularly scheduled complaint about ongoing brain fog that started ~2020. Why tho? Overexertion? Asymptomatic covid? Did something get fried when I had deja vu for a week? Idk but I AM 100% sure that 6AM pierogis are going to fix me faster than calling a neuro like my doc suggested.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
📩This is my regularly scheduled complaint about ongoing brain fog that started ~2020. Why tho? Overexertion? Asymptomatic covid? Did something get fried when I had deja vu for a week? Idk but I AM 100% sure that 6AM pierogis are going to fix me faster than calling a neuro like my doc suggested.
P sure hitting on coworkers is uncool bc they’re trapped there with u, so if u have a work crush, like, sucks to suck I guess
October 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
P sure hitting on coworkers is uncool bc they’re trapped there with u, so if u have a work crush, like, sucks to suck I guess
Tis the season for people being like “I can’t mask during peak viral spread because I NEED to have shitty salad and three glasses of wine at a garbage chain restaurant on the reg or else I’ll kms”
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tis the season for people being like “I can’t mask during peak viral spread because I NEED to have shitty salad and three glasses of wine at a garbage chain restaurant on the reg or else I’ll kms”
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Me in bed at night when I shouldn’t have had the dubious yogurt for dessert
A large prominence eruption is also occuring from the Sun's western limb at the same time as this M3.1 flare (happening now).
It's unclear yet if the M3.1 flare is producing a CME... stay tuned!
It's unclear yet if the M3.1 flare is producing a CME... stay tuned!
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me in bed at night when I shouldn’t have had the dubious yogurt for dessert
More crappy pics of lovely lichen!
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
More crappy pics of lovely lichen!
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“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”
People liking my macaroni skeet have me worried so in case it’s unclear fuck ai
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
People liking my macaroni skeet have me worried so in case it’s unclear fuck ai
as two brain cells and some macaroni in a trench coat, I also confirm we don’t know how humans think
as a cognitive scientist, I can confirm we don't know how humans think
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
as two brain cells and some macaroni in a trench coat, I also confirm we don’t know how humans think
Would like to spend $200 that I don’t have on an echo meter touch mic, but if I did then I would also have to get a new phone which is a biiiit of a stretch - so I am turning to eBay instead
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Would like to spend $200 that I don’t have on an echo meter touch mic, but if I did then I would also have to get a new phone which is a biiiit of a stretch - so I am turning to eBay instead
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so apparently blue sky does in fact use your images to train AI (they'll try and be sneaky and say *they* don't train it, but they *do* give the images over to a 3rd party)
so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.
so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
so apparently blue sky does in fact use your images to train AI (they'll try and be sneaky and say *they* don't train it, but they *do* give the images over to a 3rd party)
so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.
so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.
good morning have a very be nice to me day
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
good morning have a very be nice to me day
What’s the opposite of a flare up, like when your bod usually feels Bad but for whatever reason (3 donuts for lunch maybe) this one day I feel Normal and Capable of Being Upright Past 10AM
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What’s the opposite of a flare up, like when your bod usually feels Bad but for whatever reason (3 donuts for lunch maybe) this one day I feel Normal and Capable of Being Upright Past 10AM
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
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The US is deporting a journalist today
Mario Guevara was live streaming ICE atrocities
They grabbed him
Detained him for 100 Days and are sending him to El Salvador without letting him say goodbye to his family
The ACLU confirmed he was working in the US legally
They’re attacking the free press
Mario Guevara was live streaming ICE atrocities
They grabbed him
Detained him for 100 Days and are sending him to El Salvador without letting him say goodbye to his family
The ACLU confirmed he was working in the US legally
They’re attacking the free press
October 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The US is deporting a journalist today
Mario Guevara was live streaming ICE atrocities
They grabbed him
Detained him for 100 Days and are sending him to El Salvador without letting him say goodbye to his family
The ACLU confirmed he was working in the US legally
They’re attacking the free press
Mario Guevara was live streaming ICE atrocities
They grabbed him
Detained him for 100 Days and are sending him to El Salvador without letting him say goodbye to his family
The ACLU confirmed he was working in the US legally
They’re attacking the free press
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IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA
October 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA
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Update: horrifying details about last night's raid are emerging.
Organizers + electeds are reporting potentially dozens of people (at least 40 per initial estimate) were detained. Not much more confirmed at this time.
More will be shared at press conference at 5 at corner of 75th & South Shore.
Organizers + electeds are reporting potentially dozens of people (at least 40 per initial estimate) were detained. Not much more confirmed at this time.
More will be shared at press conference at 5 at corner of 75th & South Shore.
What's happening with ICE in Chicagoland today:
Federal agents continue terrorizing Back of the Yards, Broadview mayor and police chief held a presser, and neighbors in South Shore late night were startled awake by a raid on an apartment with stun grenades.
Federal agents continue terrorizing Back of the Yards, Broadview mayor and police chief held a presser, and neighbors in South Shore late night were startled awake by a raid on an apartment with stun grenades.
Feds in moving vans raid South Shore apartment overnight; Broadview officials condemn ICE assaults • The TRiiBE
Here's a roundup of federal agent sightings for Sept. 30
thetriibe.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Update: horrifying details about last night's raid are emerging.
Organizers + electeds are reporting potentially dozens of people (at least 40 per initial estimate) were detained. Not much more confirmed at this time.
More will be shared at press conference at 5 at corner of 75th & South Shore.
Organizers + electeds are reporting potentially dozens of people (at least 40 per initial estimate) were detained. Not much more confirmed at this time.
More will be shared at press conference at 5 at corner of 75th & South Shore.
Spent a weekend with lovely moss & lichen enthusiasts and will never recover
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Spent a weekend with lovely moss & lichen enthusiasts and will never recover
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I will be in Japan October 11-November 3rd. By the time I'm back, shipping rates will have increased for the holiday rush.
Get an Eel Facts Advent calendar now to avoid the price hike!
They are gorgeously illustrated by @ehrenenglish.bsky.social, and have 24 cool facts about EELS!!
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Get an Eel Facts Advent calendar now to avoid the price hike!
They are gorgeously illustrated by @ehrenenglish.bsky.social, and have 24 cool facts about EELS!!
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September 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I will be in Japan October 11-November 3rd. By the time I'm back, shipping rates will have increased for the holiday rush.
Get an Eel Facts Advent calendar now to avoid the price hike!
They are gorgeously illustrated by @ehrenenglish.bsky.social, and have 24 cool facts about EELS!!
eelfacts.net
Get an Eel Facts Advent calendar now to avoid the price hike!
They are gorgeously illustrated by @ehrenenglish.bsky.social, and have 24 cool facts about EELS!!
eelfacts.net
Walked past my glasses like 20 times while literally in tears bc I could not find them and they were right there but I CANT SEE how tf do people deal with this aaa
September 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Walked past my glasses like 20 times while literally in tears bc I could not find them and they were right there but I CANT SEE how tf do people deal with this aaa
Something something I hate sending “sorry I know I do this a lot but I’m too ill to hang” texts
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Something something I hate sending “sorry I know I do this a lot but I’m too ill to hang” texts