His Eggcellency
@hiseggcellency.bsky.social
#OhCougs. Former cheesesteak influencer. #Faturday Forever.
That's too many pumps.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That's too many pumps.
Good lord these Rams uniforms are atrocious
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Good lord these Rams uniforms are atrocious
I'm old enough to remember people saying being on The CW was GOOD for the Pac-12
CW has no scorebug, clock, or first down lines
Just ✨vibes✨
Just ✨vibes✨
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm old enough to remember people saying being on The CW was GOOD for the Pac-12
This cop wants to shoot these football players so bad
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This cop wants to shoot these football players so bad
I do not believe there is a better candy than freeze-dried Skittles.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I do not believe there is a better candy than freeze-dried Skittles.
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Eww, no. Keep that shit away.
Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eww, no. Keep that shit away.
We are living in the dumbest timeline.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We are living in the dumbest timeline.
Ken is doing the Lord's work here on Bluesky.
The Lourve of Bsky is busy tonight.
The Lourve of Bsky is busy tonight.
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ken is doing the Lord's work here on Bluesky.
The Lourve of Bsky is busy tonight.
The Lourve of Bsky is busy tonight.
It's a bucket list item for me to see something like this in real life some day. Unfortunately for me, I don't visit the type of places where they occur, like Bass Pro Shop.
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's a bucket list item for me to see something like this in real life some day. Unfortunately for me, I don't visit the type of places where they occur, like Bass Pro Shop.
Just asking questions here... but how far could Tom Dempsey have kicked a kicking ball that he could have broken in before using it in a game?
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just asking questions here... but how far could Tom Dempsey have kicked a kicking ball that he could have broken in before using it in a game?
A great offensive play call on 4th & 7 is a drag route for 3 yards.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A great offensive play call on 4th & 7 is a drag route for 3 yards.
Herbie is all bricked up.
Meanwhile, Kirk Herbstreit wants a penalty called on the Oklahoma kicker for wearing short pants
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Herbie is all bricked up.
Middle open? Middle's open.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Middle open? Middle's open.
Thoughts and prayers to @cascadiacoug.bsky.social who can't watch both the World Series AND the Cougs because he canceled YouTube TV.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thoughts and prayers to @cascadiacoug.bsky.social who can't watch both the World Series AND the Cougs because he canceled YouTube TV.
Heidi Klum remains undefeated at Halloween
Watch: Heidi Klum slithers into Halloween as Medusa
Watch: Heidi Klum slithers into Halloween as Medusa
Stars turn out in their best Halloween costumes at Heidi Klum's annual party.
www.bbc.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Heidi Klum remains undefeated at Halloween
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way funnier than the ball lodged under the wall
NAU converts a 2 point try in the dark, the lights went out after the snap
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
way funnier than the ball lodged under the wall
I have to again ask why are people using algorithms and/or the Discover tab.
“As users ‘dislike’ posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.”
Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch
As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.
techcrunch.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have to again ask why are people using algorithms and/or the Discover tab.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Stop emailing me a link to log in. I have the password right here and I want to type it in. I don’t need to go back to email program. Do not email me
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Stop emailing me a link to log in. I have the password right here and I want to type it in. I don’t need to go back to email program. Do not email me
"Want me to stop and get steak bites from Arby's on the way home?"
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Want me to stop and get steak bites from Arby's on the way home?"
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if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it
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