Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Voice actor. Singer. Canadian.
The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy.

Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary
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Hey, I'm Quinn, a Canadian voiceover artist! If you're looking for a VA with a resonant voice quality that can lend itself well to playing your friendly neighbour, a scheming wizard, or an abyssal demon, look no further! You can hire him RIGHT NOW at HireThisMan.com!
I tried watching some of that Metroid Prime 4 footage and GOD, I already can't stand this guy. I hope he leaves you alone after the tutorial area, but I'm not holding my breath.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I feel like this is one of the dangers of long development times. You start development with an idea that focus tests well, but by the time the game comes out, everyone's tired of that idea. Prime 4 started development 5 years after Avengers 1, but 8 years later everyone's sick of quippy characters.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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“Drawing all that sexy art of video game men might affect your professional art career” well well well
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I've been waiting for this! I need out of the Microsoft circle of torment! Save me, Valve!
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm listening to a lot of System of a Down again, and it's crazy how their songs can range from the musical equivalent of a poli-sci essay with an annotated bibliography, to the musical equivalent of a Smiling Friends B plot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'd been trying to learn how to roll my Rs with my uvula like a Frenchman for years with no luck whatsoever

Well, I just accidentally figured out how to do it by making silly voices alone in the car
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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square trying to cut its QA and loc teams to the bone for a great AI pivot is absolutely crazy your entire thing is prestiege narrative jrpgs distributed worldwide
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If Square Enix didn't have the insane FFXIV revenue to fall back on, I seriously think that these constant Dr. Evil ass get rich quick schemes would have bankrupted them 5 times over by now.
Square Enix wants 70% of its QA work to be handled by generative AI by the end of 2027, in partnership with the University of Tokyo's Matsuo-Iwasawa Laboratory. https://bit.ly/4qKdyQR
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just finished reading the autobiography of Malcolm X. Man...
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Look at those lazy poor people relying on government handouts. Pathetic. Maybe try working a day in your life if you're struggling."
*stock goes down by 1%*
"GOVERNMENT! HELP! I NEED HANDOUTS!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don't even live in America, but Zohran Mamdani winning is such a huge symbolic victory that I can't help but be ecstatic about it. It's a sign that things can actually get better despite what the barrage of daily negative headlines would make us believe.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was wondering how tall the Smiling Friends are, and remembered that at the end of the episode with Shrimp, they say he's 4'6". Well, 4'6" in inches is 54 inches. If we divide Shrimp into 54 parts next to Charlie, Charlie measures up to roughly 84 inches, standing at about 7 feet tall. (1/2)
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM