Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Voice actor. Singer. Canadian.
The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy.

Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary
I tried watching some of that Metroid Prime 4 footage and GOD, I already can't stand this guy. I hope he leaves you alone after the tutorial area, but I'm not holding my breath.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just finished reading the autobiography of Malcolm X. Man...
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Using Charlie we can now measure the other Smiling Friends, telling us that Pim is 52 inches (4'4"), Glep is 22" (1'10"), and Allan is 98 inches (8'2")! Then doing the same with Allan to measure Mr. Boss gives us 108 inches, or a gargantuan 9 feet tall! (Also, his head is fucking 4 feet wide)
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was wondering how tall the Smiling Friends are, and remembered that at the end of the episode with Shrimp, they say he's 4'6". Well, 4'6" in inches is 54 inches. If we divide Shrimp into 54 parts next to Charlie, Charlie measures up to roughly 84 inches, standing at about 7 feet tall. (1/2)
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"I squinted to indicate I was thinking of mice."
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I've been playing the original Dead Space, but I read that there can be some visual glitches with the PC port sometimes. I mean... they're certainly glitches that I can see.
October 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
New shirt idea just dropped
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
September 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I made this last week as a representation of our D&D group, with @funnywes.online's character at the end, and it's still making me crack up
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
DAVID, NO MORE UPGRADES
September 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
No one could ever make me hate you
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Guys, my weird grandpa and his Egyptian boyfriend just handed me this, and now they're telling me we have to go to Egypt. What do I do?
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I heard Spiderman was there
September 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Relevant repost
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Even then, they're still not the first to do it
September 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Photo'd some critters on my walk. All the crabapples fell off the trees, so the whole trail smelled like apples. I love this time of year.
September 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS MENTIONED
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
August 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Given that he already talked about Mario Kart before this part, I can practically hear him going "Shade, no shade"
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I fear Kirby Air Riders is the game that would sell me on the Switch 2

IF I COULD AFFORD ONE
August 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
TODAY FUCKING SUCKS!
TOMORROW MIGHT NOT!
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
At the end of resident evil 8, it's revealed that Ethan's body is entirely made of mold. This is a reference to an evil resident of the UK, JK Rowling.
August 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
REPOST: Do not kill the part of you that is cringe...
August 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

He debuted as Scatman John at 53, was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer at 56, and died at 57. Despite having so little time to spread his music and love around the world, his final album, recorded after his diagnosis, was called Take Your Time.
August 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM