Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
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Voice actor. Singer. Canadian.
The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy.

Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary
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Hey, I'm Quinn, a Canadian voiceover artist! If you're looking for a VA with a resonant voice quality that can lend itself well to playing your friendly neighbour, a scheming wizard, or an abyssal demon, look no further! You can hire him RIGHT NOW at HireThisMan.com!
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February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Huh? Oh wait! We’re on a PS5™ system which is strange because the PS5™ has no games
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Workers of the world unite! Even the workers I hate! And there are a lot of you! Blocked!
Fuck it. Annihilate my stupid ass. Don't hold back.
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I knew discord was lying when they said facial scans never leave your device since that would mean all the code to analyze your face would be otherwise meaningless bloat on the app, and there was no big update to load all that stuff in. But sending it directly to Peter Thiel's company? Fuck off.
Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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No new art!!!! Not allowed!!!! He Man with notorious sex pest Jared Leto!!! The Mummy 4 coming in 2028!!!! You will die with the taste of recycled gray sludge in your mouth and you will like it!!!!
Matt Braly has revealed that his feature film, co-written with Rebecca Sugar, has been scrapped at Sony Pictures Animation.

The project centered on a young boy who embarks on an emotional journey into a fantastical realm of Thai spirits, hoping to find a cure for his illness.
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”

hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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No. It's a bad technology that damages the world, puts people out of work, and any usage bolsters the companies that are desperately clinging to this bubble before it pops. We are going to beat them and we will do it with hard work and solidarity, not more misinformation.
What I don't understand is why we don't use the tools of the enemy against them. I don't have the AI knowledge to do so, but why haven't others made hundreds of "poop accident" videos spreading?? If truth is dead, we needn't hug its corpse so tightly.
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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IRL Loading Screens needs to get on BlueSky yesterday
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
For a semi-grounded, list I'd go with:
- Scout TF2
- Batman from the Telltale games
- Robert Freeman from The Boondocks (RIP John Witherspoon)
- Goro Majima

Statler and Waldorf as the dealers would be hilarious, but if it had to be a video game character, Igor from Persona would be funny.
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Over-under on this being a "please stop talking about our former president's conversations with Epstein jingle jingle look at the keys jingle jangle"
Overwatch drops the 2 and is now simply called "Overwatch."

Overwatch coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in the Spring

2026 Spotlight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sg...
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Transphobia is for pedos.
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.
Project Genie is an an experimental research prototype that Google gave @jaypeters.net access to this week, though he may not be using it in exactly the way Google intended.

Here's Jay's version of something like Super Mario 64:
www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Kirby Air Riders (2025)
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Nice reactionary worldview. Which pedophile billionaire groomed it out of you?
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Epstein is this generation's Reagan, in the sense that if you can think of ANYTHING that has negatively affected your life in any measure, it's somehow his fucking fault. Like he practically invented the current corrupt global political landscape, but also lootboxes and 4chan's /pol/. What the fuck.
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM