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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Imagine Trump driving a car
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine Trump driving a car
Santa Juice is the original gift that keeps on giving
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Santa Juice is the original gift that keeps on giving
Uh oh, was this me
I was shown this in an intro film class in college and the two things I remember are how much our professor talked about Robert Mitchum’s butt and also how much the movie just knocked my socks off.
Watching Our of the Past. So much beauty, in the actors' faces & bodies as well as in the photography & staging (as in a fistfight that plays out partly in the shadows combatants cast on a wall). Very adult in its understanding of attraction and how one choice can trap you for life.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Uh oh, was this me
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Here’s @realgdt.bsky.social in NYC expanding on his rallying cry of ‘fuck AI!’, talking about how art and even love come from shared pain and movies can save your life. This shit made me and others in the audience cry as much as his version of Frankenstein…
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here’s @realgdt.bsky.social in NYC expanding on his rallying cry of ‘fuck AI!’, talking about how art and even love come from shared pain and movies can save your life. This shit made me and others in the audience cry as much as his version of Frankenstein…
BREAKING NEWS
Gavin Newsom is pondering a White House run.
Gavin Newsom Considers 2028 Presidential Run: “I’d Be Lying Otherwise”
Gavin Newsom is pondering a White House run.
bit.ly
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING NEWS
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My mom got me into Trek when I was a kid and most Trek fans I know/ encounter are women. And the lead of my Star Trek show was a woman, as was the captain of the ship. So shut the fuck up.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My mom got me into Trek when I was a kid and most Trek fans I know/ encounter are women. And the lead of my Star Trek show was a woman, as was the captain of the ship. So shut the fuck up.
Ben Shapiro probably got carded buying a ticket to One Battle After Another
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ben Shapiro probably got carded buying a ticket to One Battle After Another
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Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/
The small child sitting in front of me on this flight just went straight from watching the Dog Man movie to … Field of Dreams
July 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The small child sitting in front of me on this flight just went straight from watching the Dog Man movie to … Field of Dreams
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✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Siri, play Alice Cooper
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Siri, play Alice Cooper
So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
I wanna dance!
I wanna dance!
May 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
I wanna dance!
I wanna dance!
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Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn
May 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn
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I can tell you we had this in common: Love of freedom and hatred for Nazis.
How anyone can watch any of David Lynch's work, solo or collaborative, and get even a whiff of positivity for Right wing politics is beyond me.
May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can tell you we had this in common: Love of freedom and hatred for Nazis.
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Tell this Keeperman - whoever the fuck he is - for me he can fuck right off.
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there
May 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tell this Keeperman - whoever the fuck he is - for me he can fuck right off.
Always read the ALT text
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Always read the ALT text
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It’s really strange how Trump figured out that Executive Orders are basically “longer tweets that drive giant media attention” and the media hasn’t figured it’s being played each time they report on these as if it’s Moses coming down the Mount with stone tablets.
DC is uniquely vulnerable and we really need all of you with State representation to join us in pushing back against what promises to be a ton of cruel and unnecessary actions: www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Works to Make Our Nation’s Capital Safe and Beautiful
MAKING WASHINGTON THE GREATEST CAPITAL CITY IN THE WORLD: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to make Washington, D.C. what it
www.whitehouse.gov
March 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It’s really strange how Trump figured out that Executive Orders are basically “longer tweets that drive giant media attention” and the media hasn’t figured it’s being played each time they report on these as if it’s Moses coming down the Mount with stone tablets.
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I've always disliked the Star Trek TNG phaser design. They look like little dustbusters.
March 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I've always disliked the Star Trek TNG phaser design. They look like little dustbusters.
Thelma should have swept tonight.
March 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Thelma should have swept tonight.
There is no hyperoble in saying that Gene Hackman was one of the best actors to have ever lived. None. He was one of my favorites and I always held a little hope that he had one last movie in him but I’m so thankful for the body of work he left behind. RIP
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There is no hyperoble in saying that Gene Hackman was one of the best actors to have ever lived. None. He was one of my favorites and I always held a little hope that he had one last movie in him but I’m so thankful for the body of work he left behind. RIP
Me: Fun fact, the actor who played the composer in Rear Window also created Alvin & the Chipmunks!
Studenct: How old is he?! Alvin & the Chipmunks came out in 2007!
Studenct: How old is he?! Alvin & the Chipmunks came out in 2007!
February 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me: Fun fact, the actor who played the composer in Rear Window also created Alvin & the Chipmunks!
Studenct: How old is he?! Alvin & the Chipmunks came out in 2007!
Studenct: How old is he?! Alvin & the Chipmunks came out in 2007!
At the zoo today I overheard a grown woman surprised to learn that the ELEPHANTS DON’T EAT MEAT
February 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At the zoo today I overheard a grown woman surprised to learn that the ELEPHANTS DON’T EAT MEAT
uh oh, The Onion has found out about my kid...
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...
February 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
uh oh, The Onion has found out about my kid...