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Heath G. Miller
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Dad. Ad Man. Royals Fan.
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I like how the picture choice makes it look like he’s hearing the news
NEWS: The New York Giants are hiring Matt Nagy to be their next offensive coordinator, per source.

John Harbaugh has his new OC.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"proprietary workflows" made me gag a little bit.
The company behind the mcdonalds ad:

Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Subtle shade from Seattle’s Best.
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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These baserunning decisions are all predicated on Lucas Duda throwing terribly that one time
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is where the Dodgers’ experience playing 18-inning World Series Game Threes at home becomes a factor.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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My favorite part about this is the camera work. Absolutely no idea where the ball is, like a guy with a flip phone trying to take a picture of Mars.
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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New AI report: “The insidious effect of workslop is that it shifts the burden of the work downstream, requiring the receiver to interpret, correct, or redo the work." Workslop is "AI generated work content that masquerades as good work, but lacks the substance to meaningfully advance a given task.”
'Workslop': AI-Generated Work Content Is Slowing Everything Down
AI slop has infiltrated the workplace, costing companies time and money.
gizmodo.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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My toxic trait is I absolutely love trick plays that result in gains of less than 10 yards. Can’t get enough.
September 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Perfect headline. no notes
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The specificity of this free gift value makes me think I’m part of a marketing test that is just a little too cute to be useful.
September 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Trump’s DOJ apparently *cannot* indict a ham sandwich.
August 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Have to get something off my chest about Taylor Swift.

www.joesheehan.com/p/taylor-swi...
August 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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This euphemism was so laden with bullshit it required three reporters to lift it
I am going to have an aneurysm
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This bar in Dublin clearly searched "Iowa State flag" and "Kansas state flag" and ordered the first thing that popped up, doing no other research
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Newspaper photo taken during rain delay in game six of the 1982 World Series, with two Cardinals fans holding up a sign that says “Don’t let any rain get in your beer. It’ll taste like that stuff from Milwaukee.
August 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
July 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Don’t bunt. Hit dingers.
July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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very proud to have pitched this headline lol
Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA
Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.
www.rollingstone.com
July 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
IKEA is only interested in gentle lovers.
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This nails the feeling I’ve been having a lot lately. (Gift link)

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/s...
May 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM