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J.O. Ballard
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matt - 31 - mtl - he/him - queer
probably tired
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One day I'm going to build my own beaver dam and go on my phone in it
Bene Gesserit = girls groupchat

Bene Tleilax = boys groupchat
April 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I take it back
Emilia Perez oscar sweep
I'm calling it now:

Megalopolis Oscar sweep
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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EVERY BOG BODY IS BEAUTIFUL
January 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Count Orlok voice:

I'm so julia
January 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
GADDAFI IN SQUID GAME?!??
December 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Yeah let's play civ 6 on netflix on my phone that'll be a great experience for sure
December 9, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I've gotten so many strange and vague booking dot com ads at this point that I've started treating them like lightning rounds of geoguessr.

I'm like the rainbolt of booking dot com now
December 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Mom says its my turn with the odour
December 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Wtf this is not a good deal
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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9/11 really changed everything for instance dog shit used to be white
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Oops! I've rentered my "physical fight or flight response to the idea of checking my youtube subscriptions or instagram feed" era again
November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
My bf's patience never ceases to amaze me - sometimes I just go on rants for 10s of minutes covering a uni lecture's worth of history and geopolitical shit and he just kinda rolls with it.
He's a good one, I tell you!!!
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I'm calling it now:

Megalopolis Oscar sweep
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Hmmmmmm not sure about this one
November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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I don’t think Tilda Swinton is an actor. I believe all that stuff really happened to her
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Cesar Catalina has entered the chat
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM