biggs
@heybiggs.bsky.social
i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
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biggs
@heybiggs.bsky.social
· May 26
I HEREBY STATE that I do NOT give permission to Bluesky Corporation to harvest my unconscious FEARS and DESIRES for the purposes of building a MIND MAP.
This is a legal notice!!!!
This is a legal notice!!!!
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SHORT PEOPLE HAVE PSYCHOPATHIC TRAITS
March 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
SHORT PEOPLE HAVE PSYCHOPATHIC TRAITS
sick and tired of politicians ignoring the Real Issues like how they keep making toilet paper more and more narrow
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
sick and tired of politicians ignoring the Real Issues like how they keep making toilet paper more and more narrow
Inviting the lads over for a pint and a bit of Magna-Tiles
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Inviting the lads over for a pint and a bit of Magna-Tiles
BOSS: It's truly unfortunate and you have my deepest sympathies but making cuts is what the company has to do due to the revenue losses
ME: hah you said doo doo
ME: hah you said doo doo
January 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
BOSS: It's truly unfortunate and you have my deepest sympathies but making cuts is what the company has to do due to the revenue losses
ME: hah you said doo doo
ME: hah you said doo doo
Politely asking the flight attendant if I can have an extra cookie and if they have any XXL barf bags
December 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Politely asking the flight attendant if I can have an extra cookie and if they have any XXL barf bags
Hey man I noticed you haven't been posting as much, congrats on the brain be ok
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Hey man I noticed you haven't been posting as much, congrats on the brain be ok
obviously the us healthcare system is good thats why other countries are trying to copy it all the time
December 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
obviously the us healthcare system is good thats why other countries are trying to copy it all the time
You'll get there! We all have to start somewhere!
(screaming down at you from my diamond encrusted jetpack)
(screaming down at you from my diamond encrusted jetpack)
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
You'll get there! We all have to start somewhere!
(screaming down at you from my diamond encrusted jetpack)
(screaming down at you from my diamond encrusted jetpack)
Wild that Jabba Jr ended up being a troubled young adult from Chicago who, while incredibly talented, finds himself getting in the way of his own success
December 11, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Wild that Jabba Jr ended up being a troubled young adult from Chicago who, while incredibly talented, finds himself getting in the way of his own success
Three more shell casings found inscribed with the words "BAN", "POCKET", "PUSSIES".
Motive remains unclear.
Motive remains unclear.
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Three more shell casings found inscribed with the words "BAN", "POCKET", "PUSSIES".
Motive remains unclear.
Motive remains unclear.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Jira boards and KPIs
December 8, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Jira boards and KPIs
He's definitely carrying around a get out of jail free card
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 1:05 AM
He's definitely carrying around a get out of jail free card
Elon Musk looks like the kinda dude whose pubic hair grows out straight
December 7, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Elon Musk looks like the kinda dude whose pubic hair grows out straight
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
My dog is a real brown noser
(on accounta the ass sniffin)
(on accounta the ass sniffin)
December 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
My dog is a real brown noser
(on accounta the ass sniffin)
(on accounta the ass sniffin)
Got a great POV of the BBC building on the way to the ATM. What a JOI!
December 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Got a great POV of the BBC building on the way to the ATM. What a JOI!
Just found out that some people can't smell their farts before they come out??
December 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Just found out that some people can't smell their farts before they come out??
I'm the guy that decided that the comfortable temperature for your shower is a 3 micron range on the handle
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I'm the guy that decided that the comfortable temperature for your shower is a 3 micron range on the handle
As a kid when my babysitter didn't want to deal with me she would give part of the babysitting money to her older brother and I would just watch him play super nintendo for a few hours. I think that made him one of the first professional streamers
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 PM
As a kid when my babysitter didn't want to deal with me she would give part of the babysitting money to her older brother and I would just watch him play super nintendo for a few hours. I think that made him one of the first professional streamers
Me as a kid: (contorting myself up into a katamari and tumbling down the stairs) wheeeee!
Me in my 30s: (staring at an envelope I dropped on the ground and debating if it is worth the risk) that's where the mail goes now
Me in my 30s: (staring at an envelope I dropped on the ground and debating if it is worth the risk) that's where the mail goes now
December 4, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Me as a kid: (contorting myself up into a katamari and tumbling down the stairs) wheeeee!
Me in my 30s: (staring at an envelope I dropped on the ground and debating if it is worth the risk) that's where the mail goes now
Me in my 30s: (staring at an envelope I dropped on the ground and debating if it is worth the risk) that's where the mail goes now
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Wow, that new robot guy is really cool!
So the final version will have a mouth, right? A mouth with lips, right? A mouth with lips and a tongue and maybe a little teeth but not too hard
So the final version will have a mouth, right? A mouth with lips, right? A mouth with lips and a tongue and maybe a little teeth but not too hard
October 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Wow, that new robot guy is really cool!
So the final version will have a mouth, right? A mouth with lips, right? A mouth with lips and a tongue and maybe a little teeth but not too hard
So the final version will have a mouth, right? A mouth with lips, right? A mouth with lips and a tongue and maybe a little teeth but not too hard
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[entering a Five Guys]
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
[entering a Five Guys]
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
a lot of people think the pope's hat is so big because it's symbolic but actually it's because his head is just shaped like that
December 3, 2024 at 10:31 PM
a lot of people think the pope's hat is so big because it's symbolic but actually it's because his head is just shaped like that