herrDoktorDoktor
@herrdoktordoktor.bsky.social
When in doubt, punt.
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
What kind of food could make brown big hole turn blue?
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
What kind of food could make brown big hole turn blue?
January 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
What kind of food could make brown big hole turn blue?
She’s got to shit (she’s got to shit)
What kind of food could make brown big hole turn blue?
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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Getting out the decorations earlier this year. Feeling festive
December 6, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Getting out the decorations earlier this year. Feeling festive
Bush era Daily Show lib commenting on the Hunter pardon: what’s the matter conservatives? Doesn’t Jesus preach forgiveness? Hypocrisy much? (Got ‘em)
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Bush era Daily Show lib commenting on the Hunter pardon: what’s the matter conservatives? Doesn’t Jesus preach forgiveness? Hypocrisy much? (Got ‘em)
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pardoning hunter for all his crimes is the coolest thing biden has ever done - it pisses off absolutely everyone just before he retires forever and experiences no blowback from it whatsoever. iconic.
December 2, 2024 at 9:10 PM
pardoning hunter for all his crimes is the coolest thing biden has ever done - it pisses off absolutely everyone just before he retires forever and experiences no blowback from it whatsoever. iconic.
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I’m at top golf and the guy next to me is with his 2 sons and is goofing on them for jacking off all of the time.
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I’m at top golf and the guy next to me is with his 2 sons and is goofing on them for jacking off all of the time.
Gods work
btw they either patched the cybertruck so that it flashes its lights when you get close to it because people were fucking with them too much OR the owner saw me flipping it off and got mad and flashed the lights at me
frankly either one is 10/10 good stuff love that
frankly either one is 10/10 good stuff love that
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Gods work
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Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming
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This is what you say when you finish making love
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
This is what you say when you finish making love
Why do they call it constipation and now poop edging?
November 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Why do they call it constipation and now poop edging?
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it somehow took me until just now to realize the name Pearl Jam is a cum joke. Already didn’t care for them much, really really don’t care for them now. Distasteful.
November 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
it somehow took me until just now to realize the name Pearl Jam is a cum joke. Already didn’t care for them much, really really don’t care for them now. Distasteful.
We all have a right to shid out our doodoo ass.
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
We all have a right to shid out our doodoo ass.
I shidded so hard out my doodoo ass that when I opened the door I found the dog sitting there looking very concerned about me.
be the change you wish to see in the world! I'm shitting out diarrhea from my filthy anus!!!!!!
bluesky is cool but there aren't enough posts about crapping out poop from a butt
November 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I shidded so hard out my doodoo ass that when I opened the door I found the dog sitting there looking very concerned about me.
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Thousand Arms demo disc (1998 | TOSE/Red Company | PS1)
Date a girl?
▷ YES NO
Date a girl?
▷ YES NO
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Thousand Arms demo disc (1998 | TOSE/Red Company | PS1)
Date a girl?
▷ YES NO
Date a girl?
▷ YES NO
“I got yer echo chamber right ‘ere.” Shows you into beautiful old church with colored sunlight pouring in through the stained glass. “Wow…” you softly exclaim.
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 PM
“I got yer echo chamber right ‘ere.” Shows you into beautiful old church with colored sunlight pouring in through the stained glass. “Wow…” you softly exclaim.
Some times when your boss asks “How’re you doing?” You’ve got to reply with “I’m stinky.”
November 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Some times when your boss asks “How’re you doing?” You’ve got to reply with “I’m stinky.”
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If you’re in line stay in line!
November 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If you’re in line stay in line!
The world needs more Francophobes and less Francophiles. “Hon hon hon”? No thanks bub.
October 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The world needs more Francophobes and less Francophiles. “Hon hon hon”? No thanks bub.
Not only is my posting making people vote the right way it’s also registering them to vote without them lifting a finger. Get on my level liberals.
October 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Not only is my posting making people vote the right way it’s also registering them to vote without them lifting a finger. Get on my level liberals.
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327) that Quibi show where the lady got a gold arm
October 6, 2024 at 5:00 AM
327) that Quibi show where the lady got a gold arm
Someone vote scold me please! I haven’t been able to get off in forever.
October 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Someone vote scold me please! I haven’t been able to get off in forever.
Wow, so true.
September 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Wow, so true.
They should have had a scene in the Sopranos where Tony goes off about Italian excellence and then while he’s watching one of his nostalgic westerns Paulie drones on about how great the Italian actor playing the Native American is.
September 22, 2024 at 7:32 AM
They should have had a scene in the Sopranos where Tony goes off about Italian excellence and then while he’s watching one of his nostalgic westerns Paulie drones on about how great the Italian actor playing the Native American is.
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This is still the greatest curve ball to a Law and Order clip I've ever seen.
September 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This is still the greatest curve ball to a Law and Order clip I've ever seen.