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@herbalts.bsky.social
Yo if you opened a checking account at Commerce Bank before pandemic, switch ASAP to their free checking option. They switched during pandemic, and with the thousands of employees they have an all of their buildings and all of the computer systems that they have access to,
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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[quiet dinner table. sounds of cutlery gently hitting china.]

MJM: Well, I found out about linen tees today—no thanks to you bitches.
April 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my family is ascending?
into using-integrating the metric system.

volume is a less accurate way to measure than gravity ?
am i understanding the concept of weighing ingredients right?
April 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Demise would be a great girls name.
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It's truly insane how much puritanism has fully saturated society

Say this same thing about fight scenes I dare you
sex scenes in movies and shows should be optional
January 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?

ME: They should call the receipt the cashier gives you a 'buyography' and the one from the self-checkouts an 'autobuyography'.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
December 16, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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I’m having a really hard time right now given all of the everything, and sometimes I really feel the need to reread this article that resonated so hard with me and so many of my friends when it came out.

If you’re having a hard time being alive, you’re so not alone 💜
I am not always very attached to being alive
Chronic, passive suicidal ideation is like living in the ocean. Let’s start talking about how to tread water.
theoutline.com
April 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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all i’m saying is that if i had to change in a phone booth my underwear might end up outside my pants as well
December 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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AI is worse at almost everything it does than a qualified human doing the same task. Not wanting to use it doesn't make women the problem, the problem is men who don't care about the quality of their work and are able to get away with turning in slop because of sexism.
November 30, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Sir, the word you're looking for is condescending.
November 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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In the aftermath of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, disturbing questions about the integrity of the results have compelled voters throughout the country to call for a forensic audit.

We are calling out for a comprehensive forensic review of the 2024 election.

Consider…
Contact Us | The White House
Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.
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November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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You know, maybe I don't say this enough but you don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to point out that we all just lived through a year of open election interference that was so profound that if we had witnessed it happen elsewhere the USA would have called for an intervention
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
does anyone know if the person from twitter who tracked pizza delivery to the pentagon is here yet?
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET

The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon.

The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Well a trans girl shot a load on a chicken sandwich and ate it and the site went to war because people who had the nsfw filters turned off saw it
July 11, 2023 at 1:58 PM
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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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It's fine to admit that the culture is too crass and depraved in the modern era, like today's audiences probably would look at this 16th Century statue depicting the heroic battle between Hercules and Diomedes and act like there was something sexual about it
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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For those asking, here’s where you can find a list of starter packs:

blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
All - Bluesky Directory
A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.
blueskydirectory.com
November 12, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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Something’s wrong and Kamala should ask for recount. IMO
RECORD new voter registrations.
RECORD voting in every state.
Yet the total popular vote is 25 million FEWER than 2020?

That math doesn’t add up.

Also, Trump losing popular vote by 7 million last time and winning it by 6 million this time AFTER felonies and fascism? WTF?
November 6, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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Demanding a recount for Kamala looking less and less crazy.
November 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Keep demanding for a recount and encourage Kamala to not concede.
Use this link to demand a recount.
#demandarecount #donotconcedekamala
www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Contact Us | The White House
Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 7, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Democrats are going to go through the motions right now in the interest of national security while investigating the massive voter fraud, but once trump is sentenced to prison soon they will provide the evidence demand a recount and certify Kamala as president. No I’m not crazy or in denial.
November 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM