Hepzibah
@hepzibah.bsky.social
moonchild with a head full of spider songs
Belligerently tired this morning
January 22, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Belligerently tired this morning
it’s snowing outside, so take your pants off and stay a while
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
it’s snowing outside, so take your pants off and stay a while
open.spotify.com/track/1pcTKJ... thank you for the music, rip and all my love
Jack Straw - Live at Baltimore Civic Center, September 17, 1972
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January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
open.spotify.com/track/1pcTKJ... thank you for the music, rip and all my love
open.spotify.com/track/0O7CvW... the music in heaven tonight is so good
Black-Throated Wind - Live at Baltimore Civic Center, September 17, 1972
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January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
open.spotify.com/track/0O7CvW... the music in heaven tonight is so good
We’re going and we’re going and you just gotta go, you know?
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We’re going and we’re going and you just gotta go, you know?
Thursday is leg cramp night
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Thursday is leg cramp night
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Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
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I've run the numbers, and the best thing I can do for family, friends, and the planet is die
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've run the numbers, and the best thing I can do for family, friends, and the planet is die
I’d totally watch a remake of Weekend at Bernie’s with Christoph Waltz as Bernie
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’d totally watch a remake of Weekend at Bernie’s with Christoph Waltz as Bernie
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it's crazy, their tears really do taste like champagne
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it's crazy, their tears really do taste like champagne
A lovely little pigeon loaf from the park this morning. 10/10
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A lovely little pigeon loaf from the park this morning. 10/10
lil dude picked his nose with this collar
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lil dude picked his nose with this collar
Did someone say pizza?
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Did someone say pizza?
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In an ideal world, people’s outsides would match their insides.
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
In an ideal world, people’s outsides would match their insides.
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Maybe the trouble started when we started referring to those we report to at work as "superiors"
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Maybe the trouble started when we started referring to those we report to at work as "superiors"
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re that grossed out by toilet seats that you have to hover and subsequently pee all over them, then it’s you, you’re the problem…
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re that grossed out by toilet seats that you have to hover and subsequently pee all over them, then it’s you, you’re the problem…
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Keep your friends close and your enemies heart medication.
August 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Keep your friends close and your enemies heart medication.
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Go home hummingbird, you're drunk
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Go home hummingbird, you're drunk
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How Ozzy was greeted in heaven
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
How Ozzy was greeted in heaven
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I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll still burn your tongue.
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll still burn your tongue.
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have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made an offering to the ancient god that lives in the pit
have you eaten something
have you made an offering to the ancient god that lives in the pit
June 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made an offering to the ancient god that lives in the pit
have you eaten something
have you made an offering to the ancient god that lives in the pit