Pip Hemplow
@hemplow.bsky.social
Horror writer: author of THE INNSMOUTH SYNDROME, SARCOPHAGUS, ASHES, EXOTERIC, PSEFISATO, BLACK MILK etc. Latest book K-HOLE OF THE MI-GO! available from the usual places.
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Pip Hemplow
@hemplow.bsky.social
· Oct 5
K-Hole of the Mi-Go!
Amazon.com: K-Hole of the Mi-Go! eBook : Hemplow, Philip: Books
www.amazon.com
Evening, everyone. Amazon link to my new book, a story about a ketamine-fuelled tech trillionaire who makes an unwise deal with the Mi-Go of Yuggoth. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTWG3LG6
That is very cool.
“The Fall Of Icarus”: You Have Never Seen An Astrophotography Picture Like This!
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“The Fall Of Icarus”: You Have Never Seen An Astrophotography Picture Like This!
This is not photoshopped. That’s really a person falling in front of the Sun.
www.iflscience.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That is very cool.
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
Having way more fun with Infection Free Zone than I expected. Not least because it allows me to indulge the far-out, wildly improbable fantasy of ever owning a house in this town.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Having way more fun with Infection Free Zone than I expected. Not least because it allows me to indulge the far-out, wildly improbable fantasy of ever owning a house in this town.
The one year I manage to publish something in time for Halloween, I forget to actually promote it on Halloween. What a dolt. Anyway, uh, it's here: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FTWG3LG6
K-Hole of the Mi-Go! eBook : Hemplow, Philip: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
K-Hole of the Mi-Go! eBook : Hemplow, Philip: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The one year I manage to publish something in time for Halloween, I forget to actually promote it on Halloween. What a dolt. Anyway, uh, it's here: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FTWG3LG6
Feel like I need to apologise to the packaging designers for convenience foods in general, for my years of snarling about the cooking instructions being printed too small. It turns out I did just need glasses.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feel like I need to apologise to the packaging designers for convenience foods in general, for my years of snarling about the cooking instructions being printed too small. It turns out I did just need glasses.
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At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
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This occurs more often than people think.
"A Burglar Bitten by a Skeleton," Illustrated Police News, June 27, 1874
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This occurs more often than people think.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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ok but that's not how bread works
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
October 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ok but that's not how bread works
Uh, so does anyone know -why- KDP suddenly requires us all to send them a picture of our passport? Do they seriously expect us to trust them with that? How long before they're emailing us to admit a security breach and tell us those deets are out in the wild?
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Uh, so does anyone know -why- KDP suddenly requires us all to send them a picture of our passport? Do they seriously expect us to trust them with that? How long before they're emailing us to admit a security breach and tell us those deets are out in the wild?
This story's shaping up quite nicely, I think. 5k words of scene setting but now finally getting to the Dagonian doings.
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This story's shaping up quite nicely, I think. 5k words of scene setting but now finally getting to the Dagonian doings.
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Good. Leeches.
Betting firm threatens to end its entire High St presence if it has to pay any more tax bit.ly/4qhaL1j yet another in the too rich and too important to pay tax series
If gambling tax rises, we’ll shut all our 1,300 shops, warns Betfred
Increased levies expected to be imposed in next month’s budget could cost the company 7,000 jobs, according to Joanne Whittaker, the chief executive
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Good. Leeches.
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a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know
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Somewhere, someone has a real skeleton in their yard in plain sight. They will dispose of it after Halloween and get away with the entire crime.
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Somewhere, someone has a real skeleton in their yard in plain sight. They will dispose of it after Halloween and get away with the entire crime.
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if you listen to an audiobook it's fine to say you read the book and anyone who disagrees is just being obnoxious
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if you listen to an audiobook it's fine to say you read the book and anyone who disagrees is just being obnoxious
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The best thing you can do for your writing is to take good care of yourself. The work comes easier, faster, and better when you've got full bars.
Corollary: The best thing we can do to get more amazing art from our faves is to take good care of the artists.
Corollary: The best thing we can do to get more amazing art from our faves is to take good care of the artists.
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
October 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The best thing you can do for your writing is to take good care of yourself. The work comes easier, faster, and better when you've got full bars.
Corollary: The best thing we can do to get more amazing art from our faves is to take good care of the artists.
Corollary: The best thing we can do to get more amazing art from our faves is to take good care of the artists.
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Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
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Did… do no one vet the title of this book?
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Did… do no one vet the title of this book?
If anyone needs a cover, @bitcrush-bae.bsky.social who did my new one's commissions are open.
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October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If anyone needs a cover, @bitcrush-bae.bsky.social who did my new one's commissions are open.
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I am straight-up going to have nightmares about this
October 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am straight-up going to have nightmares about this
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Good man. Dont back down. Don't let these thugs intimidate you.
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
October 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Good man. Dont back down. Don't let these thugs intimidate you.
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Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957
Okay, okay, bear with me here, but what would happen if the richest man on Earth cooked his brain with horse tranquilisers -- I know, it's a reach -- betrayed everyone on Earth, and attempted to flee to Pluto? Well, it's this. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTWG3LG6
K-Hole of the Mi-Go!
Amazon.com: K-Hole of the Mi-Go! eBook : Hemplow, Philip: Books
www.amazon.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Okay, okay, bear with me here, but what would happen if the richest man on Earth cooked his brain with horse tranquilisers -- I know, it's a reach -- betrayed everyone on Earth, and attempted to flee to Pluto? Well, it's this. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTWG3LG6