Pip Hemplow
@hemplow.bsky.social
Horror writer: author of THE INNSMOUTH SYNDROME, SARCOPHAGUS, ASHES, EXOTERIC, PSEFISATO, BLACK MILK etc. Latest book K-HOLE OF THE MI-GO! available from the usual places.
(extremely DJ Krush voice)
If you're looking for love.
Don't follow me.
WE'VE GOT THIS MOUSE UNDER A VEST
If you're looking for love.
Don't follow me.
WE'VE GOT THIS MOUSE UNDER A VEST
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
(extremely DJ Krush voice)
If you're looking for love.
Don't follow me.
WE'VE GOT THIS MOUSE UNDER A VEST
If you're looking for love.
Don't follow me.
WE'VE GOT THIS MOUSE UNDER A VEST
Whitby Town's away strip for the new season is Dracula-flavoured, and it rules
July 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Whitby Town's away strip for the new season is Dracula-flavoured, and it rules
The Italian SWAT team in Goodbye & Amen have got mad hats.
June 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Italian SWAT team in Goodbye & Amen have got mad hats.
Sir, we can't afford a stupid bullshit gap!
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sir, we can't afford a stupid bullshit gap!
Thanks to my lovely family, at least my next few books will be typed on this little beauty :)
January 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thanks to my lovely family, at least my next few books will be typed on this little beauty :)
Guest noted that the Christmas table mat we've been using for years is decorated with -- in retrospect glaringly obvious -- festive swastikas.
December 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Guest noted that the Christmas table mat we've been using for years is decorated with -- in retrospect glaringly obvious -- festive swastikas.
Scored some interesting and hoped-for reads this Christmas. Hope you did, too. (If you didn't, obligatory new book out etc. etc.)
December 26, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Scored some interesting and hoped-for reads this Christmas. Hope you did, too. (If you didn't, obligatory new book out etc. etc.)
"Hadaway, and shite!"
December 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
"Hadaway, and shite!"
Yup. This passage in particular made my blood boil. Condescending, recreational slumming mfs.
December 17, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Yup. This passage in particular made my blood boil. Condescending, recreational slumming mfs.
Well, can confirm it arrived as promised! Here's a peek :-)
December 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Well, can confirm it arrived as promised! Here's a peek :-)
bless her, my mam's been practising her bookbinding, and in the process has created the world's first hardback copy of Exoteric. :-)
June 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
bless her, my mam's been practising her bookbinding, and in the process has created the world's first hardback copy of Exoteric. :-)
(Stolen from Discord)
April 9, 2024 at 6:33 AM
(Stolen from Discord)
Enjpyed this, kept me guessing. Satisfying read.
April 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Enjpyed this, kept me guessing. Satisfying read.
See, this is what happens when you fail to communicate effectively across functional areas. I bet their organogram was hopelessly out of date, too.
December 31, 2023 at 4:30 PM
See, this is what happens when you fail to communicate effectively across functional areas. I bet their organogram was hopelessly out of date, too.
Sure, why not...I already posted the Mouse-Whale but, here you go, I made you a quick collage - sorry it's enormous, for some reason this stupid site won't let me post the small version!
October 17, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Sure, why not...I already posted the Mouse-Whale but, here you go, I made you a quick collage - sorry it's enormous, for some reason this stupid site won't let me post the small version!
My favourite is the Mouse Whale:
October 17, 2023 at 12:40 PM
My favourite is the Mouse Whale:
Chuffed to have found my lost copy of this utterly charming book. If you're at all a fan of conpletely fucked-up whales, this should be on your shelf.
October 17, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Chuffed to have found my lost copy of this utterly charming book. If you're at all a fan of conpletely fucked-up whales, this should be on your shelf.