Hemly
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Hemly
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we probably should’ve scrapped our entire political system when a significant portion of the voting population decided, against overwhelming medical advice, that a vaccine was more dangerous to them than horse dewormer
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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anyone else feeling deeply discouraged and quintessentially bilbo baggins-ish, like butter scraped over too much bread?
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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We are going to win. And the gay hockey dudes will kiss and we will cheer.
If I could time-travel I would not go back in time to see dinosaurs or kill Hitler, I would go back in time to watch Heated Rivalry episode 5 at this bar
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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i think if you spend weeks away from your family telling a robot how to do your job only come out with this garbage you should be fed to grimace
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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❄️❤️ THANK YOU!
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November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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i think if you voted for the same guy in 2016 and 2024 you should sit the next election out as part of a “fool me twice” situation
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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what if Trump is alive but we continue acting like he's dead?
August 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Do NOT complain about pigeons around me I WILL educate you on how we as humans have failed them in this world.

And it will make me emotional.
August 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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"Kids today have no idea how to do anything."

Did you... teach them? Or nah?
July 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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just another unrealistic body expectation for trucks
July 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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i didn’t know you can just form parties. i’m starting the Drink Beers on the Porch Party. no president, we just hang out
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Tumblr being a good web site again is the funniest shit that's ever happened to me in my life.
July 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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guys i’m starting to think all lives do not actually matter to them
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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i'm a sucker for when they swap out one letter in fantasy books. "on black wings arrived a magpye." hell yeah dude. i know basically what that means but also that it's weird-looking somehow
June 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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why is nobody having babies
May 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Just once I'd like to have a president with cognitive incline
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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doing a rug pull on my new job by immediately getting in a disabling workplace accident
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM