Themlock
@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
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"oh no! i'm late for my first day of hive war!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"oh no! i'm late for my first day of hive war!"
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the gang has been making heavy use of ranged weapons ever since their hive schola banned bringing chainswords to class
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the gang has been making heavy use of ranged weapons ever since their hive schola banned bringing chainswords to class
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when not engaging in running gun battles, shaking down pilgrims for spare thrones, or selling chems to the wage-serfs, the gang can usually be found smoking behind the local Family Martyr
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when not engaging in running gun battles, shaking down pilgrims for spare thrones, or selling chems to the wage-serfs, the gang can usually be found smoking behind the local Family Martyr
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the gang will proxy for Orlocks, so of course they need a big gun and somebody suitably insane enough to use it
she is of course the shortest member of the gang
she is of course the shortest member of the gang
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the gang will proxy for Orlocks, so of course they need a big gun and somebody suitably insane enough to use it
she is of course the shortest member of the gang
she is of course the shortest member of the gang
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sometimes my brain is just like "hey erika make a sukeban necromunda gang" and i just have to be like "... okay"
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
sometimes my brain is just like "hey erika make a sukeban necromunda gang" and i just have to be like "... okay"
the wife of Bath would be a problematic chaser milf
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the wife of Bath would be a problematic chaser milf
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i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
it is fucking unfair that you wrote in-universe poetry for your story and it did not suck
(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
it is fucking unfair that you wrote in-universe poetry for your story and it did not suck
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(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)
i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
the horrible pit where i live like a wolverine in a drainpipe has been cleansed to within a reasonable definition
me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!!
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the horrible pit where i live like a wolverine in a drainpipe has been cleansed to within a reasonable definition
me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!!
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!!
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
two cats fighting over a bag, that's what's up
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
two cats fighting over a bag, that's what's up
staring contest but whoever loses has to bottom
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
staring contest but whoever loses has to bottom
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump, Charlie Brown
There is an old Klingon proverb that says revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump, Charlie Brown
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stripper named rotisserie chick
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
stripper named rotisserie chick
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One of the needles is full of saline instead of estrogen so no one is sure who fired the feminizing projectile
sentencing you to a forcefemme firing squad
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One of the needles is full of saline instead of estrogen so no one is sure who fired the feminizing projectile
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"if you had to fix her transition, how would you start?"
"Over!!"
"BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
"Over!!"
"BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
statler and waldorf critiquing my gender performance
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"if you had to fix her transition, how would you start?"
"Over!!"
"BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
"Over!!"
"BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
*clenches jaw* they're just weird kitties and they won't hurt me if i'm calm...
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*clenches jaw* they're just weird kitties and they won't hurt me if i'm calm...
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Gaylord Slowcum
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gaylord Slowcum
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
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Elon is feeding entire families in Bangladesh who are just pumping out AI slop to halfwits In Oklahoma. It’s actually really funny when you step back and take a look at things
I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Elon is feeding entire families in Bangladesh who are just pumping out AI slop to halfwits In Oklahoma. It’s actually really funny when you step back and take a look at things
tbh i love the more saturated pink better than the colors on the actual flag
Trans pride Zaku from the Gundam Assemble series of minis !
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
tbh i love the more saturated pink better than the colors on the actual flag