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My favorite part about health care in the US is getting sick in December and going "well at least I already hit my deductible!"
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My favorite part about health care in the US is getting sick in December and going "well at least I already hit my deductible!"
OK BUT WHY IS THE COLOR OF THE YEAR WHITE?????????!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OK BUT WHY IS THE COLOR OF THE YEAR WHITE?????????!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Womb Envy.
She ATE with this one.
The patriarchy is crumbling. We will restore the world to its natural order once again.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U4Pxmd/
P.S. FUCK YOU SANTA that mother fucker isn't allowed any credit in my home
She ATE with this one.
The patriarchy is crumbling. We will restore the world to its natural order once again.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U4Pxmd/
P.S. FUCK YOU SANTA that mother fucker isn't allowed any credit in my home
the Matriarchy is returning #manifestation #lawofattraction #lawofassumption #affirmations #manifestationtips
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December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Womb Envy.
She ATE with this one.
The patriarchy is crumbling. We will restore the world to its natural order once again.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U4Pxmd/
P.S. FUCK YOU SANTA that mother fucker isn't allowed any credit in my home
She ATE with this one.
The patriarchy is crumbling. We will restore the world to its natural order once again.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U4Pxmd/
P.S. FUCK YOU SANTA that mother fucker isn't allowed any credit in my home
My seven year old was just barking into a microphone outside. I asked her why. She said "I'm letting people know to stay away from me". I mean.................
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My seven year old was just barking into a microphone outside. I asked her why. She said "I'm letting people know to stay away from me". I mean.................
I did not need Zootopia 2 to clock me that hard. Rude.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I did not need Zootopia 2 to clock me that hard. Rude.
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
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Donald Trump left on two blue ticks after Zohran goes back to New York 😢
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Donald Trump left on two blue ticks after Zohran goes back to New York 😢
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After Charlie Kirk’s death, Donald Trump condemned “political violence.” So what—exactly—is calling for the murder of members of Congress who don’t share his politics?
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
After Charlie Kirk’s death, Donald Trump condemned “political violence.” So what—exactly—is calling for the murder of members of Congress who don’t share his politics?
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
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Every day, trump becomes more and more unhinged, displaying his unfitness for the job of President. Berating a female reporter doing her job is MORE PROOF that he doesn't respect women.
"Quiet! Quiet Piggy!"
I totally believe he's guilty of vile acts in the Epstein files.
"Quiet! Quiet Piggy!"
I totally believe he's guilty of vile acts in the Epstein files.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Every day, trump becomes more and more unhinged, displaying his unfitness for the job of President. Berating a female reporter doing her job is MORE PROOF that he doesn't respect women.
"Quiet! Quiet Piggy!"
I totally believe he's guilty of vile acts in the Epstein files.
"Quiet! Quiet Piggy!"
I totally believe he's guilty of vile acts in the Epstein files.
I so vividly remember being 7 and telling my mom she should vote for Bill Clinton in the '96 election.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I just didn't want a banana president and I didn't know any better.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I just didn't want a banana president and I didn't know any better.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I so vividly remember being 7 and telling my mom she should vote for Bill Clinton in the '96 election.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I just didn't want a banana president and I didn't know any better.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I just didn't want a banana president and I didn't know any better.
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In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
I'm obsessed with the fall/winter cross over event happening in my front yard. STUNNING.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm obsessed with the fall/winter cross over event happening in my front yard. STUNNING.
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There should be a German word for white men who cannot conceive of possibility they'll be held accountable for their own actions.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There should be a German word for white men who cannot conceive of possibility they'll be held accountable for their own actions.
Today I learned that my health insurance premium is going from $14.97 bi-weekly to $273.18 bi-weekly. I'm sure my 2% raise will cover that. I hate it here.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today I learned that my health insurance premium is going from $14.97 bi-weekly to $273.18 bi-weekly. I'm sure my 2% raise will cover that. I hate it here.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
I cannot reiterate enough how much I HATE walking the dog in a hi-vis vest with a mag light at FIVE THIRTY AT NIGHT.
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I cannot reiterate enough how much I HATE walking the dog in a hi-vis vest with a mag light at FIVE THIRTY AT NIGHT.
How do you think they will 💀💀 Usha? Car accident a la lady di? More gun violence so they can bond over it?
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
How do you think they will 💀💀 Usha? Car accident a la lady di? More gun violence so they can bond over it?
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Well, Fam, just found out our health insurance is jumping from $1700 to over $3000 a month. And we still have to wait till Nov 1 to see more options—when the site will probably crash because everyone will be freaking out at the same time.
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Well, Fam, just found out our health insurance is jumping from $1700 to over $3000 a month. And we still have to wait till Nov 1 to see more options—when the site will probably crash because everyone will be freaking out at the same time.
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Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House
I can't believe this mother fucker is tearing down the white house
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can't believe this mother fucker is tearing down the white house