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helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
I'm obsessed with the fall/winter cross over event happening in my front yard. STUNNING.
A blanket of white snow covered with hundreds of fallen maple leaves in shades of orange, red, and gold. The scene captures the meeting of autumn and winter, with leaves scattered densely across the snow’s surface, creating a vivid contrast of warm and cool tones. Close-up of red, orange, and yellow maple leaves resting on white snow. Some leaves are dusted with light frost or specks of ice, highlighting their texture and color variations. The focus emphasizes the delicate details of the leaves against the smooth snow background.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Look at this stupid mother fucking pumpkin vine. This bitch did not make me NOT ONE single ass pumpkin and she has the AUDACITY to open a flower mid October????? BIIIIIIIITCHHHHH
Close-up of a single small yellow pumpkin blossom blooming low to the ground in mid-October. The flower is surrounded by green grass and wilted leaves from an overgrown, fading pumpkin vine, with dry corn stalks and a wooden fence in the blurred background.
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
The photo has text that says "This Monday don't forget fuck Christopher Columbus." And and indigenous person flipping off the camera (intending to tell Columbus to go fuck himself)
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Oh. Ok.
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeee

My blue wood aster (that I planted this year in a much too crowded first year experiment garden) is POPPING OFF.

Go off queen 👑🪇💃
A lush cluster of blue wood aster in full bloom, with dozens of small star-shaped flowers in soft lavender with yellow and pink centers, spilling gracefully against a backdrop of green leaves. A bumblebee is perched on one blossom, adding to the lively, pollinator-friendly feel of the crowded, thriving garden bed.
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
It's just like.... I fucking grew these? Did you know you can just do that?
A close-up photograph of a tall stalk of orange gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are trumpet-shaped with soft, ruffled petals, blending from a deep orange at the edges to a lighter, creamy yellow pattern near the centers. The petals have a silky texture and faint, delicate veins. Each bloom faces outward in a spiral along the upright green stem, framed by long, sword-like green leaves. In the background, the blurred image of another gladiolus with pink flowers is visible, along with the siding of a light-colored house and faint, dappled tree foliage. The focus is sharp on the orange flowers, giving them a vibrant, luminous presence against the softly blurred backdrop. A close-up of a tall stalk of pink gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are large, trumpet-shaped, and ruffled, with soft pastel pink petals that deepen to a vivid, almost fuchsia edge. The centers of the flowers fade to a pale cream or buttery yellow, creating a glowing contrast. Each bloom spirals upward along the sturdy green stem, overlapping slightly. The flower’s dark pink stamens with delicate anthers are visible inside the open petals. Behind the gladiolus, the background is blurred, showing the dark canopy of a leafy tree, patches of sunlight, and faint outlines of a yard with hints of outdoor furniture and a house, giving the flowers a luminous, elegant prominence in the frame.
September 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Release the Epstein files
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Ok 🫡
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Hey look y'all! My corn grew Donald Trump's nut sack!
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Excuse me, I GREW A FRICKIN BUMBLEBEE BED!!!! 🛏️🐝
peachy-pink zinnia in full bloom cradles a plump bumblebee snoozing right in the middle like it checked into a five-star flower hotel. The soft petals and bright yellow center make the perfect cozy bed, with leafy green stems and another zinnia blurred in the background.
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
#RansomNotes
The Ransom Notes card game prompt reads, "Explain puberty to a classroom of pre-teens." Below it, magnetic word tiles are arranged on a small black board. The words are grouped loosely as follows: "anatomy" and "change" on the top row, "wash" in the middle, "genital" and "cute" on the next row, and "bedroom" and "barrier" on the bottom row.
August 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
I happened upon the pollinators pollinating in my garden today and it made me so happy to see 🌻🐝🌞
A vibrant yellow sunflower in full bloom stands tall under a bright blue sky, its large central disk covered in tightly packed seeds. At the heart of the flower, a honeybee works diligently, collecting pollen, its fuzzy body dusted in golden grains. In the foreground, a massive green leaf stretches upward, framing the scene with bold texture. A vivid pink zinnia with thin, curling petals opens wide against a blurred green garden backdrop. Nestled deep in its center, a honeybee gathers nectar, its legs heavy with pollen. The soft sunlight highlights the flower’s intricate petal structure, making the pollinator’s visit feel like a fleeting, intimate moment. A cluster of bright magenta butterfly bush blooms reaches upward, each tiny flower forming part of the cone-shaped cluster. Perched delicately near the lower edge of the bloom, a golden-brown skipper butterfly sips nectar, its slender wings catching the sunlight. The dark, shaded background makes the colors of both the plant and pollinator pop vividly. A striking deep-red sunflower with golden tips stands out in the summer garden, its velvety petals radiating around a dark, seed-filled center. A small bee explores the inner disk, searching for nectar and pollen. The surrounding greenery blurs softly, keeping the focus on the dramatic hues of the flower and its busy visitor.
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
My sunflower looks like this right now so sorry but you can't tell me shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt

Now that I have your attention Donald Trump and the Maga party are fascists fully delivering on the Project 2025 agenda and must be stopped lest we lose democracy in the United States of America forever.
A vibrant yellow sunflower stands tall among large green leaves, with its petals radiating outward. The center of the sunflower uniquely forms the shape of a heart, creating a striking and whimsical natural pattern. In the background, hints of a residential area and an American flag are softly visible through the foliage.
August 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
My chaos garden is visible from my dining room and the joy I get from walking past and casually seeing pollinators enjoying the fruits of my labor is just 👩‍🍳😗👌🙌🧿🐝🌻
A single bright yellow sunflower stands tall among a dense cluster of broad green leaves, its petals just beginning to fully open. Nestled in the center of the sunflower’s rich, brown disc is a bumblebee, its fuzzy black and yellow body clearly visible as it gathers pollen. In the softly blurred background, an American flag hangs, and a brick building and trees are visible, giving the scene a peaceful, suburban feel.
August 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
Chaos garden bouquet number 5
It's my absolute favorite yet 😍💐
(Also yes technically the two hydrangeas aren't from the chaos garden - they are from my front hydrangea bushes MMK)
A vibrant handpicked bouquet of garden flowers in a clear glass vase. The arrangement features large purple hydrangeas as the base, accented by bright magenta and peach zinnias, a bold coral poppy with a yellow center, and small clusters of vivid pink flowers. The bouquet is displayed outdoors on a woven black table, softly lit by sunlight. A vibrant handpicked bouquet of garden flowers in a clear glass vase. The arrangement features large purple hydrangeas as the base, accented by bright magenta and peach zinnias, a bold coral poppy with a yellow center, and small clusters of vivid pink flowers. The bouquet is displayed outdoors on a woven black table, softly lit by sunlight. A colorful bouquet of fresh garden flowers, including zinnias, hydrangeas, and other blooms in shades of pink, purple, orange, and blue, is held above a handwritten note. The note reads: "To: The neighbor who helped me last night after a dog got out while I was walking mine." The photo is taken outdoors in bright sunlight, with part of a white mailbox and house blurred in the background.
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
This is the fourth bouquet I've made out of my chaos garden. It's the second I've given away. Today to a neighbor with a little note saying thanks for the grace they have shown towards the new mess the chaos makes. ❤️💐
A vibrant hand-picked bouquet of garden-grown flowers held in a person’s hand over a wooden deck. The bouquet features a colorful mix of blooms including pale yellow and pink zinnias, vivid orange cosmos, magenta larkspur, golden coreopsis, purple liatris, and delicate sprays of white baby’s breath. The arrangement is loose and wild, capturing the joy and abundance of a flourishing garden.
July 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Peek-a-boo 🎤
A close-up photo of a peachy-orange zinnia in full bloom, standing tall in my lush green garden. At the center of the flower, bright yellow florets form a crown, while delicate pink-tipped petals radiate outward. Perched on one of the petals near the middle right side of the bloom is a small brown beetle, blending in with the soft hues of the flower. The background is softly blurred with green leaves and other colorful zinnias, creating a dreamy garden feel. The image captures a whimsical “peekaboo” moment as the bug hides in plain sight.
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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A few Oopsie Poopsie cells in this weeks garden bouquet ☺️
A cheerful bouquet of garden flowers sits in a glass vase on a windowsill. The arrangement includes bright yellow sunflowers, sunny calendula, and small white wildflowers, all freshly picked and still dotted with dewdrops. Front and center is a large sunflower with an amusing quirk — instead of just seeds in its center, a few rogue yellow petals have sprouted right out of the seedhead, like a botanical “oopsie poopsie.” The whimsical petal mishap adds a charming imperfection to the bouquet, which is framed by a soft-focus background of a backyard fence, green foliage, and a partly cloudy sky. The scene captures the delight of summer blooms—and nature’s occasional blunders.
July 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
MY FIRST SUNFLOWER FACE OF THE YEAR OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD
A vibrant, fully-bloomed sunflower stands tall in the foreground of my lush garden. Its golden yellow petals radiate outward from a densely packed, circular seed head with a green center surrounded by a ring of small brown florets. The sunflower’s thick, pale green stem is covered in fine white hairs and supports broad, veined leaves that extend outward. In the background, a garden filled with various flowers—pink, white, and yellow blooms—spreads across a bed of green foliage. To the left, rows of corn plants are visible, while a weathered wooden fence and a white house partially obscured by trees mark the garden's edge. Sunlight filters through the dense green canopy, casting dappled shadows across the scene, creating a peaceful, summer early evening atmosphere.
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Ok new theory .. all official trump and white house FB pages are monetized under the table and he's literally just engagement farming us. I mean... What else could this possibly be???
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
With my free will I decided to dig up a large portion of the grass on my land. After carefully scalping the sod I replaced a shit ton of soil and planted a fuck load of flower seeds. I figured the worst that would happen is I'd have to re-seed a shitty area. Instead today I made a little bouquet 💐
A clear, hourglass-shaped glass vase holds a vibrant bouquet of freshly picked wildflowers, sitting on a round wooden table by a window. The arrangement features a variety of colorful blooms, including pink, lavender, and peach cosmos, deep magenta and burnt orange zinnias, delicate purple cornflowers, bright yellow and maroon coreopsis, and small white filler flowers. The stems are visible through the water in the transparent vase. To the left of the bouquet, part of a white ceramic pot with a snake plant is visible. To the right, a small wooden pot contains a dark green succulent. Outside the window, there is a soft-focus view of a green lawn and a driveway, lending a cozy, homey atmosphere to the scene. Light filters gently through the screen and window, illuminating the petals and giving the composition a fresh, serene feeling.
July 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
It's zinnia time!
A pale peach zinnia flower with a yellow center blooms against a blurred green and purple garden background.
July 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Even the small details are just exploding ❇️
A richly detailed ground-level view of a garden scene featuring a mix of small purple and white flowers. The prominent purple blooms, likely candytuft (Iberis), cluster densely near the center, while tiny white flowers called sweet alyssum intertwine with them. Dewdrops cling to green leaves and stems, catching the light. In the blurred background, hints of fuchsia and blue blossoms peek through the greenery, adding depth and layers of color
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Poppies are so delicate and beautiful yet they grow in all soils.
A single pink-red poppy flower takes center stage in my wildflower meadow. The delicate, slightly ruffled petals face sideways, catching the sunlight and revealing subtle texture. Below it, a small five-petaled magenta flower blooms, and a tightly coiled poppy bud is just beginning to open. The background is a mix of soft green foliage and out-of-focus pink flowers, lending a dreamy, natural atmosphere.
July 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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My garden is finally starting to pop off ❇️🙌
A close-up photo of vibrant wildflowers in my garden. In the foreground, three bright yellow flowers with dark red centers (Coreopsis) are blooming atop thin green stems. Nestled slightly below them is a vivid blue cornflower (Centaurea cyanus), standing out strikingly against the yellow petals and green leaves. Unopened buds and tall blades of green foliage fill the background, slightly blurred to create a sense of depth.
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM