helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
@helenathe1stwitch.bsky.social
I'm obsessed with the fall/winter cross over event happening in my front yard. STUNNING.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Look at this stupid mother fucking pumpkin vine. This bitch did not make me NOT ONE single ass pumpkin and she has the AUDACITY to open a flower mid October????? BIIIIIIIITCHHHHH
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh. Ok.
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeee

My blue wood aster (that I planted this year in a much too crowded first year experiment garden) is POPPING OFF.

Go off queen 👑🪇💃
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's just like.... I fucking grew these? Did you know you can just do that?
September 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Release the Epstein files
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ok 🫡
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hey look y'all! My corn grew Donald Trump's nut sack!
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Excuse me, I GREW A FRICKIN BUMBLEBEE BED!!!! 🛏️🐝
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
August 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I happened upon the pollinators pollinating in my garden today and it made me so happy to see 🌻🐝🌞
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My sunflower looks like this right now so sorry but you can't tell me shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt

Now that I have your attention Donald Trump and the Maga party are fascists fully delivering on the Project 2025 agenda and must be stopped lest we lose democracy in the United States of America forever.
August 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My chaos garden is visible from my dining room and the joy I get from walking past and casually seeing pollinators enjoying the fruits of my labor is just 👩‍🍳😗👌🙌🧿🐝🌻
August 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Chaos garden bouquet number 5
It's my absolute favorite yet 😍💐
(Also yes technically the two hydrangeas aren't from the chaos garden - they are from my front hydrangea bushes MMK)
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is the fourth bouquet I've made out of my chaos garden. It's the second I've given away. Today to a neighbor with a little note saying thanks for the grace they have shown towards the new mess the chaos makes. ❤️💐
July 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Peek-a-boo 🎤
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A few Oopsie Poopsie cells in this weeks garden bouquet ☺️
July 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
MY FIRST SUNFLOWER FACE OF THE YEAR OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ok new theory .. all official trump and white house FB pages are monetized under the table and he's literally just engagement farming us. I mean... What else could this possibly be???
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
With my free will I decided to dig up a large portion of the grass on my land. After carefully scalping the sod I replaced a shit ton of soil and planted a fuck load of flower seeds. I figured the worst that would happen is I'd have to re-seed a shitty area. Instead today I made a little bouquet 💐
July 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's zinnia time!
July 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Even the small details are just exploding ❇️
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Poppies are so delicate and beautiful yet they grow in all soils.
July 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My garden is finally starting to pop off ❇️🙌
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM