Hatey McLife
@hateymclife.bsky.social
Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.
Olivia Nuzzi is just Ann Coulter after taking The Substance.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is just Ann Coulter after taking The Substance.
Vampires have nothing to worry about around this fucking guy.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Vampires have nothing to worry about around this fucking guy.
Jail 'em all!
(Except Gill, he seems chill)
(Except Gill, he seems chill)
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jail 'em all!
(Except Gill, he seems chill)
(Except Gill, he seems chill)
Taking jobs from Americans is the most American thing possible.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Taking jobs from Americans is the most American thing possible.
Based on their writing in the Epstein emails no wonder why rich assholes think AI being to compose a basic essay is miraculous.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Based on their writing in the Epstein emails no wonder why rich assholes think AI being to compose a basic essay is miraculous.
Not the painkiller I thought he'd have a grudge with.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not the painkiller I thought he'd have a grudge with.
The bully said if I give him my lunch money he promises to split the dessert with me.
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The bully said if I give him my lunch money he promises to split the dessert with me.
This year's Thanksgiving meal at WalMart has Great Value green beans with 25% more microplastics absolutely free.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This year's Thanksgiving meal at WalMart has Great Value green beans with 25% more microplastics absolutely free.
All the Cuomo brothers are Fredo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
All the Cuomo brothers are Fredo.
Dick Cheney's death has reminded of the old Irish blessing: "May you live long enough to see an even bigger piece of shit become Vice President."
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dick Cheney's death has reminded of the old Irish blessing: "May you live long enough to see an even bigger piece of shit become Vice President."
How do they expect to catch fish if that can't connect with a hook?
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How do they expect to catch fish if that can't connect with a hook?
Googgenheim
*buzz*
Gugenheim
*buzz*
Guggenhiem
*buzz*
*buzz*
Gugenheim
*buzz*
Guggenhiem
*buzz*
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Googgenheim
*buzz*
Gugenheim
*buzz*
Guggenhiem
*buzz*
*buzz*
Gugenheim
*buzz*
Guggenhiem
*buzz*
I was saying Bo-urns
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I was saying Bo-urns
AI results for Beautiful Bathroom Design.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
AI results for Beautiful Bathroom Design.
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This sucks. RIP PARS
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www.koskeyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/R...
Obituary information for RYAN MAINO
View RYAN MAINO's obituary, contribute to their memorial, see their funeral service details, and more.
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October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This sucks. RIP PARS
www.koskeyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/R...
www.koskeyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/R...
Who does he think he is, the Prince of England?
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.
We can never normalize this:
We can never normalize this:
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who does he think he is, the Prince of England?
Uhhhh, how many feet tall?
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Uhhhh, how many feet tall?
Are you kidding me? The Mafia is huge in Portland.
They get a piece of everything: ironic craft beer names, not building housing, mustache wax, you name it!
They get a piece of everything: ironic craft beer names, not building housing, mustache wax, you name it!
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Are you kidding me? The Mafia is huge in Portland.
They get a piece of everything: ironic craft beer names, not building housing, mustache wax, you name it!
They get a piece of everything: ironic craft beer names, not building housing, mustache wax, you name it!
What is ICE and acronym of?
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
What is ICE and acronym of?
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
It's an Eagle's Nest, for America's National Bird.
Nothing Nazi about that!
Nothing Nazi about that!
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's an Eagle's Nest, for America's National Bird.
Nothing Nazi about that!
Nothing Nazi about that!
Amy McGrath doesn't have a Nazi tat.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Amy McGrath doesn't have a Nazi tat.
Old laundromats in Echo Park have more protection from demolition than the White House.
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Old laundromats in Echo Park have more protection from demolition than the White House.
That nepo baby isn't my king either.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That nepo baby isn't my king either.
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The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.