Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
We don't talk about how good Gary Stevens was in Seabiscuit
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We don't talk about how good Gary Stevens was in Seabiscuit
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
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"Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game. It's about the cones."
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game. It's about the cones."
Your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent checking in once again to let you know that Mikaela Shiffrin won race #102 today, her 9th at Levi. The winner at Levi gets a reindeer. She has more reindeer than Santa Claus!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent checking in once again to let you know that Mikaela Shiffrin won race #102 today, her 9th at Levi. The winner at Levi gets a reindeer. She has more reindeer than Santa Claus!!!!!
With a plastic bag over my head
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
With a plastic bag over my head
The Alex vs A-Rod documentary makes the FIFA movie, United Passions, look like Citizen Kane. What a fucking sociopath
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Alex vs A-Rod documentary makes the FIFA movie, United Passions, look like Citizen Kane. What a fucking sociopath
He's on a mission from God
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He's on a mission from God
I've never felt worse about the overall prospects for humanity than I'm feeling right now
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've never felt worse about the overall prospects for humanity than I'm feeling right now
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Of course this was in my father's vinyl collection!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Of course this was in my father's vinyl collection!!!!!!
My good and amazing wife was willing to watch Red Zone with a slate of terrible afternoon games, but the second she heard Trump's voice, she grabbed the remote and turned off the entire system throughout the house
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My good and amazing wife was willing to watch Red Zone with a slate of terrible afternoon games, but the second she heard Trump's voice, she grabbed the remote and turned off the entire system throughout the house
Literally my nightmare. Please leave me alone, I know what I'm looking for and where to find it
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Literally my nightmare. Please leave me alone, I know what I'm looking for and where to find it
The executive branch appealing to the highest court in the land to cut off funding for food for those at or below the poverty line is some next level cruelty
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The executive branch appealing to the highest court in the land to cut off funding for food for those at or below the poverty line is some next level cruelty
Biggest short in history.........
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Biggest short in history.........
The gyro we need right now!
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The gyro we need right now!
Gordon Findlay? Isn't that ALF's real name???
/I'm joking. I know the answer is Gordon Shumway.
/I'm joking. I know the answer is Gordon Shumway.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Gordon Findlay? Isn't that ALF's real name???
/I'm joking. I know the answer is Gordon Shumway.
/I'm joking. I know the answer is Gordon Shumway.
RFK Jr. bolting like he realized he left the oven on is hilarious
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RFK Jr. bolting like he realized he left the oven on is hilarious
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
And this guy got tix to both LA nights!
A few days after surprise-releasing their debut album, Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band Snocaps have announced their first and maybe last concerts
Snocaps Announce Their First And Maybe Last Concerts
The world got a very cool on Friday, one that was entirely unrelated to Halloween. Waxahatchee’s Katie Crutchfield once again teamed up with her twin sister and former P.S. Eliot bandmate Allison. The...
www.stereogum.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
And this guy got tix to both LA nights!
Exactly this. I absolutely hate the concept of gerrymandering under Prop 50 but I voted yes enthusiastically. I'm not bringing a knife to a gunfight.
I cannot stress enough that people are sick of MAGA's shit
Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Exactly this. I absolutely hate the concept of gerrymandering under Prop 50 but I voted yes enthusiastically. I'm not bringing a knife to a gunfight.
This is the election night equivalent of a snuff film
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is the election night equivalent of a snuff film
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