Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
If the Statue of Liberty were animate, she'd be putting a gun in her mouth right about now.
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
If the Statue of Liberty were animate, she'd be putting a gun in her mouth right about now.
Amazing headline. No notes.
Oakland’s DJ Fetish charged with 69 felonies trib.al/beXVFkh
Oakland’s DJ Fetish charged with 69 felonies
The investigation brought police across the Bay Area to Nevada, including a visit to a local flea market.
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January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Amazing headline. No notes.
Pretty sure your thread is the reason why I picked Zeppelin today. Forgot how good HotH is
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Pretty sure your thread is the reason why I picked Zeppelin today. Forgot how good HotH is
Today is a "put headphones on and get shit done day." Decided to listen to Zeppelin albums in chronological order. Thankfully my pea sized brain won't need to look up the order until we reach "Houses of the Holy.'
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Today is a "put headphones on and get shit done day." Decided to listen to Zeppelin albums in chronological order. Thankfully my pea sized brain won't need to look up the order until we reach "Houses of the Holy.'
Bonus points if we all wish for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to do it
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Bonus points if we all wish for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to do it
He has a whole lot of making up to do
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
He has a whole lot of making up to do
Probably a Dodge Charger. But I'm not sure the dial knob shifter is going to hold up to the Rockford treatment
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Probably a Dodge Charger. But I'm not sure the dial knob shifter is going to hold up to the Rockford treatment
This has Chris Pratt written all over it
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This has Chris Pratt written all over it
Unfortunately, I don't think a Mustang Mach E can do a J-Turn
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Unfortunately, I don't think a Mustang Mach E can do a J-Turn
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!?
This architecturally beloved Taco Bell in the East Bay is shutting down trib.al/qfnI75I
This architecturally beloved Taco Bell in the East Bay is shutting down
There are reportedly only six working Taco Bells left with the Lafayette location’s Mission-style design.
trib.al
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!?
He went out like Stan Chera
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
He went out like Stan Chera
Inject this into my veins!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Inject this into my veins!!!!!
Are you fucking kidding me???
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Are you fucking kidding me???
Bump
Tyler Toffoli will never get enough credit for his role in this Sharks rebuild. On ice and off ice. He should never have to pay for a drink in this town again.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Bump
This team simply doesn't quit. Sure, you can look at the deficiencies on defense, but holy shit this roster is fun to watch.
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This team simply doesn't quit. Sure, you can look at the deficiencies on defense, but holy shit this roster is fun to watch.
That was cool. There should be a rule
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
That was cool. There should be a rule
Lauren nails it in this post. Celebrini is always in a good/the best spot in the ice. He sees the whole game so unbelievably well.
Here's the latest cool thing that Macklin Celebrini did: defector.com/heres-the-la...
Here's The Latest Cool Thing That Macklin Celebrini Did | Defector
The San Jose Sharks, who own the eighth-best record in the Western Conference, are a top-heavy team with a lot of growing left to do. But my god, what a top. The 19-year-old center Macklin Celebrini,…
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January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Lauren nails it in this post. Celebrini is always in a good/the best spot in the ice. He sees the whole game so unbelievably well.