Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
"Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game. It's about the cones."
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game. It's about the cones."
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
Of course this was in my father's vinyl collection!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Of course this was in my father's vinyl collection!!!!!!
Another blunder. They played the Texans
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Another blunder. They played the Texans
This explains the rush job on shitty decals I saw in San Ramon yesterday
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This explains the rush job on shitty decals I saw in San Ramon yesterday
They were scrambling yesterday to get decals placed in their cars. Photo taken in San Ramon. The guy supervising had tacky gold mirrored sunglasses. It made him stand out even more
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They were scrambling yesterday to get decals placed in their cars. Photo taken in San Ramon. The guy supervising had tacky gold mirrored sunglasses. It made him stand out even more
Also, this could be the best 1 star review I've ever read (from said establishment)
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Also, this could be the best 1 star review I've ever read (from said establishment)
I'm a three issue dive bar voter
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm a three issue dive bar voter
Latest acquisition from the most wanted list
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Latest acquisition from the most wanted list
When I got really drunk at a beer hall and started talking shit about wanting to overthrow the government
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When I got really drunk at a beer hall and started talking shit about wanting to overthrow the government
This 100% validates the roofer's worldview in Clerks. Randall got it so wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This 100% validates the roofer's worldview in Clerks. Randall got it so wrong.
Perfect. No notes.
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Perfect. No notes.
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score (37% is an absolute injustice)
September 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score (37% is an absolute injustice)
Just gave the 14 year old a tiny celebratory nip of this. Welcome to the living hell that is being a Cardinals fan.......
September 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Just gave the 14 year old a tiny celebratory nip of this. Welcome to the living hell that is being a Cardinals fan.......
Soooo good. Basically a dirty gibson, but instead of onion brine it's Grillo brine.
September 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Soooo good. Basically a dirty gibson, but instead of onion brine it's Grillo brine.
Just a dirty gibson, but instead of the onion brine it's Grillo brine. And it's delicious
September 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just a dirty gibson, but instead of the onion brine it's Grillo brine. And it's delicious