Hatey McLife
@hateymclife.bsky.social
Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.
Applebee’s jizz burger
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Applebee’s jizz burger
The massage parlor workers who jerk him off call him Bob.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The massage parlor workers who jerk him off call him Bob.
I'm sure the people screaming about COVID school closure six years ago will be all over ICE for this.
So to keep people in the loop, one of the biggest school districts in the state is closed Tuesday and Wednesday because they need to give teachers time to build hybrid options for families worried about their children getting kidnapped on the way to school by lawless masked armed federal goons.
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm sure the people screaming about COVID school closure six years ago will be all over ICE for this.
Fuck MAGA Tim Roth
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Fuck MAGA Tim Roth
She just needs to buy two more pardons and the fifth is absolutely free!
NY Times: “Trump pardons a convicted fraudster for the second time.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
She just needs to buy two more pardons and the fifth is absolutely free!
"Mr. Nazi, sir, please wipe the blood off of your QR quote so I can scan it before you gas the kindergarteners."
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"Mr. Nazi, sir, please wipe the blood off of your QR quote so I can scan it before you gas the kindergarteners."
Cabbage Patch Doll middle finger.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Cabbage Patch Doll middle finger.
How are the Chargers going to blow a big lead if they don’t even score?
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
How are the Chargers going to blow a big lead if they don’t even score?
Eagles have ChatGPT calling plays.
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Eagles have ChatGPT calling plays.
Reposted by Hatey McLife
It’s ok if you were duped by the Packers after week 1. I wasn’t but it’s fine if you were.
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s ok if you were duped by the Packers after week 1. I wasn’t but it’s fine if you were.
AKA The Dreaded Laramie
In local grave-robbing news, a 34-year-old man was just arrested for digging up hundreds of skulls, bones, and other human remains from Mount Moriah (!!!!!) share.inquirer.com/pXvtmi
Man accused of stealing skulls and bones from Mount Moriah Cemetery may have shared his stolen wares on Instagram, authorities say
Jonathan Christian Gerlach, who is charged with theft and related crimes, is pictured on the account among the remains.
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January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
AKA The Dreaded Laramie
Wearing sweatpants to school got you brutally mocked.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Wearing sweatpants to school got you brutally mocked.
Where did you find such a big hat? The Andre the Giant estate sale?
Secretary of Defense Kristi Noem now says that the middle aged white woman who was shot in the head and killed by an ICE agent was a "domestic terrorist."
Watch the video of it that is everywhere. You can see for yourself that every word out of Noem's mouth here is a lie.
Watch the video of it that is everywhere. You can see for yourself that every word out of Noem's mouth here is a lie.
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Where did you find such a big hat? The Andre the Giant estate sale?
Reposted by Hatey McLife
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
Replacing the food pyramid with the food shark's tooth is pretty metal.
This is all pretty meh and conventional (thankfully)
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Replacing the food pyramid with the food shark's tooth is pretty metal.
I call my garbage pickup claw Trashli Grabbitt.
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I call my garbage pickup claw Trashli Grabbitt.
That was a regular turtle until they hooked him up to Trump's IV.
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
That was a regular turtle until they hooked him up to Trump's IV.
Has the ever been a Home Alone rules wrestling match?
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Has the ever been a Home Alone rules wrestling match?
Reposted by Hatey McLife
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
Aggies played like the winner had to treat trans people with respect.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Aggies played like the winner had to treat trans people with respect.
"My great grandparents were killed at Dachau but they'd be dead by now anyway so I give Hitler a pass."
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"My great grandparents were killed at Dachau but they'd be dead by now anyway so I give Hitler a pass."
Nazi Grinder II: The Slurrification
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nazi Grinder II: The Slurrification
Don't get him started on what they charge for undercoating and the extended warranty.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't get him started on what they charge for undercoating and the extended warranty.
Now we know why he was a 5th round pick.
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Now we know why he was a 5th round pick.
Ketamine sweat can't melt steel beams!
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ketamine sweat can't melt steel beams!