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Klutzy Flatboat
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#abrasive #Zany #Long-term #Circular #Bewitched
In the U.S., the sport that causes the most injuries among the age group of 15-24 is basketball
September 25, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Cipher case: PTI chairman files bail plea in IHC
Arynews
Cipher case: PTI chairman files bail plea in IHC
arynews.tv
September 22, 2023 at 9:21 AM
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RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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a wife is a person who says ‘damn it’s really coming down out there’ while in no way stopping her husband from leaving the house to walk 20 minutes to the good bakery for her favorite sandwich
September 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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on the one hand i do appreciate that zack took the time to read rufo’s book, interview him, and give as close to a good faith reading of it as possible. on the other hand that is a lot of work to come to the obvious conclusion that rufo is a shameless liar and overall piece of shit
Chris Rufo’s dangerous fictions
The right’s leading culture warrior has invented a leftist takeover of America to justify his very real power grabs.
www.vox.com
September 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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September 10, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Parliament to prioritize electoral laws review in new session
Macaudailytimes
Parliament to prioritize electoral laws review in new session
macaudailytimes.com.mo
September 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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Aries: Now is not the time to panic. It’s much too late for that.
September 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Former New Mexico Governor Dead at 75, Was Recently Nominated for Nobel Prize
Westernjournal
Former New Mexico Governor Dead at 75, Was Recently Nominated for Nobel Prize
www.westernjournal.com
September 3, 2023 at 6:29 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: I obtained a preview of the Marion County Record’s first front page since the police raids on their offices.

Read more, and see full image here: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/exclusive-first-look-at-marion-county
August 16, 2023 at 12:02 PM
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based on the law where i live, i can be arrested for doing a poetry reading anywhere that isn’t exclusively 18+. i had to quit my job leading a local book club at a bookstore. i don’t think people realize how surreal things are becoming for trans people on the level of day-to-day life. crazy shit.
August 31, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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imo every sport, not just professional wrestling, would benefit from having an Undertaker-like figure. A player whose backstory is that they’ve returned from the dead, and they draw their power from a mysterious urn
August 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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every local nextdoor post is like "my cat is missing, i let him free roam so he can murder the native wildlife but he always comes back but he didn't come back :(" and there's 50 of these posts a day and no one seems to notice the obvious pattern
August 16, 2023 at 1:11 PM
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Yep, turns out that Musk went off the deep end because one of his kids turned out to be trans. www.wsj.com/tech/elon-mu...
August 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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我が子たちは学校だいすき!給食だいすき!運動会も音楽会も全力で楽しむぞウエェーイタイプやけど
もし学校に行くのが辛いと言い出したら
わかった!休もう!ってあっさり言うてあげたいし「学校がいや」って正直に言うてもらえるような親でおりたいな
August 31, 2023 at 10:02 PM
August 31, 2023 at 9:14 AM
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📚🥳A Spellbook for the Once Cursed is OUT NOW! 🥳📚

The curse is broken and Aris is once again human, but settling into a normal routine proves difficult. Especially when Enlil rescues a stray crow who won’t stop watching him.🌟

amazon.com/dp/B0CFB6JQ25/

🌈📚 | #authors | #writingcommunity
August 28, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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August 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM