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No, ordering more things because they have flat rate shipping is not frivolous because what if it turns out that I really like Olde Westport Dine-O-Mite Jalapeño Pepper powder? Huh, Janice? AND I’m supporting a small independent business. So fuck right out of my superego, imaginary bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No, ordering more things because they have flat rate shipping is not frivolous because what if it turns out that I really like Olde Westport Dine-O-Mite Jalapeño Pepper powder? Huh, Janice? AND I’m supporting a small independent business. So fuck right out of my superego, imaginary bitch.
In the fabled land of Etre, the people worshipped a sacred dried fruit - The Raisin D'Etre was their raison d'être.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In the fabled land of Etre, the people worshipped a sacred dried fruit - The Raisin D'Etre was their raison d'être.
My father once told me that the Tooth Fairy never visited us because she was his ex and there were "Issues"
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My father once told me that the Tooth Fairy never visited us because she was his ex and there were "Issues"
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I saw a little dog with fancy ear ribbons, who is probably named Contessa or Fluffmeister or Sweety-poots but who secretly thinks of themselves as Blood-gnasher, Devourer of Souls.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I saw a little dog with fancy ear ribbons, who is probably named Contessa or Fluffmeister or Sweety-poots but who secretly thinks of themselves as Blood-gnasher, Devourer of Souls.
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
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Rain, Rain, Come and stay.
I'll get things done another day.
I'll get things done another day.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rain, Rain, Come and stay.
I'll get things done another day.
I'll get things done another day.
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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conceal don’t feel!
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
conceal don’t feel!
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LOCK IT!
HIDE IT!
KEEP IT!
TAMPONS!
HIDE IT!
KEEP IT!
TAMPONS!
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
LOCK IT!
HIDE IT!
KEEP IT!
TAMPONS!
HIDE IT!
KEEP IT!
TAMPONS!
Filming is back in LA!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Filming is back in LA!!
This year's Thanksgiving turkey looks delicious
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This year's Thanksgiving turkey looks delicious
These family visits have gotten a lot better since I started disassociating
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
These family visits have gotten a lot better since I started disassociating
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Coffee creates a vicious circle in my life
a little girl in a bikini is crying and saying i wanna take a nap .
Alt: a little girl in a bikini is crying and saying i wanna take a nap .
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November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Coffee creates a vicious circle in my life
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Can AI talk to my GPS so I don't have to sit in traffic behind someone with a smörgåsbord of oddly specific hate filled political stickers on their ass-bumper? Thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Can AI talk to my GPS so I don't have to sit in traffic behind someone with a smörgåsbord of oddly specific hate filled political stickers on their ass-bumper? Thanks.
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Spudnut. Just saying.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Spudnut. Just saying.
IYKYK
IYKYK
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“Can’t” is an interesting word. So is “disingenuous”.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Can’t” is an interesting word. So is “disingenuous”.
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Bluesky post featuring the best of my wit and insight: 7 Likes
Bluesky post featuring a random pic of my dog sleeping: 20 Likes
The truth hurts.
Bluesky post featuring a random pic of my dog sleeping: 20 Likes
The truth hurts.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Bluesky post featuring the best of my wit and insight: 7 Likes
Bluesky post featuring a random pic of my dog sleeping: 20 Likes
The truth hurts.
Bluesky post featuring a random pic of my dog sleeping: 20 Likes
The truth hurts.
It's strange how often French women will shake their heads and tell me to "Say 'bizarre'"
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It's strange how often French women will shake their heads and tell me to "Say 'bizarre'"
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Often wrong but never uncertain
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Often wrong but never uncertain
The more certain I am about something, the more certainly wrong I'll be.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The more certain I am about something, the more certainly wrong I'll be.
My bucket of agua fresca runneth over.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My bucket of agua fresca runneth over.
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let’s take a walk under TPed trees to admire the pumpkin guts in the street come on it’ll be romantic
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
let’s take a walk under TPed trees to admire the pumpkin guts in the street come on it’ll be romantic
Having trouble making decisions? People like you are the reason we have half and half.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Having trouble making decisions? People like you are the reason we have half and half.