han 🍑 professor homosexual
@hanpersands.bsky.social
she/her. pākehā/nz european.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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choo choo, motherfucker
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
choo choo, motherfucker
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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The only truly irreversible thing a trans child is likely to do is take their own life. "What if they do something irreversible?" actually means "theyre not allowed to make a decision!"
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The only truly irreversible thing a trans child is likely to do is take their own life. "What if they do something irreversible?" actually means "theyre not allowed to make a decision!"
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
- double majored in subjects with no obvious career path
- got a second job at my part time market research job, turned full time a year later
- 16 years of market research progression later got made redundant with no obvious career path
- public sector traffic management
- got a second job at my part time market research job, turned full time a year later
- 16 years of market research progression later got made redundant with no obvious career path
- public sector traffic management
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
- double majored in subjects with no obvious career path
- got a second job at my part time market research job, turned full time a year later
- 16 years of market research progression later got made redundant with no obvious career path
- public sector traffic management
- got a second job at my part time market research job, turned full time a year later
- 16 years of market research progression later got made redundant with no obvious career path
- public sector traffic management
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this is the poem you recite to summon the Devil
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
this is the poem you recite to summon the Devil
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You cannot flounce and then not leave, we need to maintain the fabric of society.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You cannot flounce and then not leave, we need to maintain the fabric of society.
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Gavin Bishop's latest book is a monster-sized tome about Aotearoa's mythical taniwha. Take a look inside:
www.thesapling.co.nz/the-sampling...
www.thesapling.co.nz/the-sampling...
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Gavin Bishop's latest book is a monster-sized tome about Aotearoa's mythical taniwha. Take a look inside:
www.thesapling.co.nz/the-sampling...
www.thesapling.co.nz/the-sampling...
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
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learned helplessness is a rot and you must purge it if you want to learn how to live.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
learned helplessness is a rot and you must purge it if you want to learn how to live.
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They’re trying to tax horniness.
It should cost $10 to honk your horn
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They’re trying to tax horniness.
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if you're going home for the holidays this year, why not take that opportunity to grab your mom's phone and subscribe her to my podcast, weird little guys. moms love it.
Mom getting deeply invested in the @socialistdogmom.bsky.social series on George Lincoln Rockwell on Weird Little Guys.
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if you're going home for the holidays this year, why not take that opportunity to grab your mom's phone and subscribe her to my podcast, weird little guys. moms love it.
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You might have seen that Siouxsie won her legal battle against the UoA, but even after the damages were awarded she ended up massively out of pocket.
So she's asking for help - There's been lots of support already, which is cool to see - Siouxsie deserves it!
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
So she's asking for help - There's been lots of support already, which is cool to see - Siouxsie deserves it!
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
Support Dr Siouxsie After She Supported Us! | PledgeMe
Support Dr Siouxsie to recover some of the money she spent fighting her legal case to protect employees experiencing online abuse
www.pledgeme.co.nz
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You might have seen that Siouxsie won her legal battle against the UoA, but even after the damages were awarded she ended up massively out of pocket.
So she's asking for help - There's been lots of support already, which is cool to see - Siouxsie deserves it!
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
So she's asking for help - There's been lots of support already, which is cool to see - Siouxsie deserves it!
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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No matter the platform you should have your default feed be reverse chron of who/what you follow and curate and diversify that feed.
You’ll be better informed and less prone to disinfo and group think.
This is a hill I will die on.
You’ll be better informed and less prone to disinfo and group think.
This is a hill I will die on.
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
No matter the platform you should have your default feed be reverse chron of who/what you follow and curate and diversify that feed.
You’ll be better informed and less prone to disinfo and group think.
This is a hill I will die on.
You’ll be better informed and less prone to disinfo and group think.
This is a hill I will die on.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Kiwi Legends 🇳🇿
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Watch: Trail footage shows first North Island Brown kiwi has hatched on Waiheke Island
Save the Kiwi says it's a "huge milestone" for the kiwi who were released on the most isolated side of the island earlier this year.
www.stuff.co.nz
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kiwi Legends 🇳🇿
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
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have i become overly fixated on the louvre heist? maybe. but there have MULTIPLE french museum heists in the last several weeks??
600k worth of gold from the natural history museum! 10mil in ceramics from limoges!
www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...
www.lemonde.fr/en/culture/a...
600k worth of gold from the natural history museum! 10mil in ceramics from limoges!
www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...
www.lemonde.fr/en/culture/a...
Thieves steal €600,000 worth of gold from Paris's Natural History Museum
The break-in on Tuesday morning, targeting gold samples of 'immeasurable heritage value,' comes amid a wave of robberies at French cultural institutions.
www.lemonde.fr
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
have i become overly fixated on the louvre heist? maybe. but there have MULTIPLE french museum heists in the last several weeks??
600k worth of gold from the natural history museum! 10mil in ceramics from limoges!
www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...
www.lemonde.fr/en/culture/a...
600k worth of gold from the natural history museum! 10mil in ceramics from limoges!
www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...
www.lemonde.fr/en/culture/a...