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January 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.

Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Anyway, a while back somebody asked me for a Blair Mountain reading list and here’s what I had on hand; mom also recommends two fiction books by Denise Giardina: Storming Heaven and The Unquiet Earth.

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Whoever it was asked me for a Blair Mountain reading list, this’ll get you started (ignore the dictionary)
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Just realized that TIME magazine is probably going to do something dumb and name AI as the Person of the Year, isn't it?
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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yeah dude a little elbow grease will help. for sure. what this job needs is my elbows slipping all over the place
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This microwave just uses Cookies to improve your microwaving experience.

They’re definitely not selling your microwaving habits to Marie Callender and Stouffer’s.
It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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it took me less than 5 minutes to do my 3 calls.

"i saw on the news trump is threatening to shut down the government if democrats don't bend the knee over trans healthcare. i will never vote for [rep] again if they give up trans healthcare. i would rather the government shut down."

that's it.
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I legit can’t believe this is real. These guys should’ve immediately evaporated into the ether from embarrassment after this. This is apparently why they wear facemasks.

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September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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one of the weirder parts of this wave of total surrender of core civil liberties is there is no fucking reason for it. no world war 2, not even a 9/11. we're just bored and mad
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Oh for God’s sake. Everyone in the world thinks this is who Americans are. Even Americans think this is who Americans are. I shouted out ‘who killed the Kennedies,’ when after all it was you and me.
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me
July 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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100% fascism
The White House has ordered the US Dept. of Justice to prioritize denaturalization: voiding the citizenship of US citizens.

Who will it denaturalize? "Any" case that it "determines to be sufficiently important".

Point 10 leaves the criteria opaque and arbitrary.

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June 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Have just seen this on FB, and made me love Tim Curry even more.

From an interview he gave about an ill-fated on-set affair while filming Muppet Treasure Island.
June 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Thanks @bombsfall.bsky.social . Cool game
June 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Establishment Democrats tonight…
June 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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kiss me, you're beautiful - these are truly the last days
June 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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once again
June 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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look i'm sure they recovered a lot of useful data from this test after all failures are how we learn and ahaahahahjahahahahaAHAHAHAHAAHA
BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
June 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM