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Hal
@halpocalypse.bsky.social
Who milks the milkmen?

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia
ADF advertising never fails
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I know word choice on the internet is fraught with SEO algorithm pseudoscience but I wish people cared more about accuracy and meaning. "I upcycled these beads into a necklace" bestie that's just called making a necklace
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Get to know your mutuals, list ten things you like

My mutuals
Friendship
Books
Punk rock
Metal
TTRPGs
Cats
Horror
Fruit
Being thanked/acknowledged by basically anyone
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like

Electro
Metal
Food
Crisp White wine
Kinell
Cats
Hot sunshine
Travel
Diet Coke
Musician autobiographies
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like

Books
Dark chocolate
Music
Winter scenes
Warm lighting
Vintage fashion
Waffle duvet covers
Apple juice
Trainers
Seashores
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Wait… what? Did the right thing? Really? Well done @albomp.bsky.social & co. That’s hugely important! 🙏👏🙏👏🙏👏 #auspol
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Drown your Sad Salad in dressing you'll feel better
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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he is going to be directly named on an Epstein list and absolutely nothing at all will happen, you guys know that right. we are not living in the west wing. do you know that
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Merry Wednesday from Pickles and Chutney. They believe in you
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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we are never leaving this cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
NSW Police trying the classic “we only condoned Nazism because of an administrative error” defence.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Neo-Nazi rally outside NSW parliament allowed to go ahead by police
A neo-Nazi rally outside the NSW parliament on Saturday morning was deemed "authorised" because police had chosen not to oppose the public assembly.
www.abc.net.au
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Are people having too much fun?”
New from TTRPG Insider: One of those questions I've been asking myself is about how 'big' Actual Play content can get. There are a lot of folks who are really excited to create in this space. But are there too many shows already? www.ttrpginsider.news/p/are-there-...
Are There Too Many Actual Plays?
An in-depth exploration of the actual play phenomenon: Are we witnessing an oversaturation of TTRPG performances, or just the beginning of a vibrant content landscape?
www.ttrpginsider.news
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I love RPGs and I am a massive horror nerd. This is why Call of Cthulhu by @chaosium.bsky.social is one of my favourite RPGs.

It is the perfect horror RPG. I highly recommend playing it.

Anyway, here is my collection to prove my love.
#TTRPG #Horror #Cthulhu
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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what's it like to wake up and be like, hell yes, let's do this again
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Merry Halloween to those who celebrate
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
New pfp?
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Gonna start saying it "blueski"
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey everyone. I’m Hal.

I like to write horror and surrealist/absurdist fiction.

My childhood fear isolation (in a literal sense). I used to wander off a lot and get lost as a kid, and I’d get this irrational fear I’d never see another living person again.
#HorrorWritersChat
Hola, Horror Writers. I'm going to post and eat as I've pretty much just walked in. But, we're all about it today, so close to Halloween!
Tell me tell me. What scared you as a child?

No links, no hawking books please, till the end. Thanks Thanks.

#HorrorWritersChat
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy Wednesday from Hal and Chutney
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Doctor: You’ve been in a coma since 1920.

Empress Eugénie: I can’t wait to go to the Louvre to see my favourite crown.
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At least in Australia our leaders don’t fake publicly shitting themselves with AI, they do it for real at Engadine McDonalds
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Earth BEFORE and AFTER you complete your workplace’s annual mandatory training
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If a book is translated to English, the English audiobook narration should be done in the accent of the original language.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM