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Tyler
@hakunamatyler.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ [she/they] 28 / PNW 🌲

Insta: _hakuna_matyler
Discord: shokhalla
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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look, we're all out here making ourselves stressed out and miserable with terrible news all the time

please let yourself enjoy this, for your own mental health
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Today I was going to shop for the beef stew I was gonna make, and instead I’m home reading in bed because being out sucked. Made some objectively minor social mistakes and my anxiety went through the roof. That rarely happens these days, thankfully. Still sucks when it does though.
January 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I really need to redo the photoshoot that I did to get my pfp, or at least *another* photoshoot with my flash gels cause the lighting is so much fun. Maybe find a way to not have to be in the pitch darkness between shots this time tho
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I am expanding the Tyler aggregate. Working on befriending all the Tylers at work 😁
October 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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ok but where is forgetting the combination to your school locker decades after u last needed this information
… TEETH FALLING OUT??
June 4, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Halo when I tell her dinner isn’t for another hour:
June 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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If Gaol is pronounced Jail then Gif is pronounced Jif.
June 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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*address me

Also if you point out my typos I will tell your mother the real reason you never call home
June 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Potato flowers are so pretty 😍
May 31, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I enjoy this picture despite the potato quality because I thought it was funny that my hair was poofy enough to cover my work headset. This made me smile very genuinely, and I like how happy I like in it :)
May 31, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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Humble Bundle has 38 Terry Pratchett Discworld books for just $18?!

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January 18, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Reading Guards, Guards as an adult with more life experience is such a dramatically different experience than when I read this as a kid.

I always knew I liked Terry Pratchett, but now I wish I could’ve sat and had dinner with him and talked about the world.

Gotta read more
January 18, 2024 at 6:47 AM
why do you go by the handle you do?

I love The Lion King and always admired how laid back Timon and Pumbaa were. Then I added my name. I used to go by Hakuna Ma-TaTas when I did burlesque
why do you go by the handle you do?

i am zoe

with a y chromosome
why do you go by the handle you do?

it's my name! ...right? i think? but all those other letters, i...

...

...hmmm

...

i... i don't remember... 🤔🤔😵‍💫😵‍💫
January 7, 2024 at 7:14 AM
4 or 5, depending on definitions
3 or 4 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 30, 2023 at 7:19 AM
I’m a little grateful to have a slow week at my new job, but also I do wish they’d give me the permissions to access the tool I need to start doing my job. I’m going stir crazy here 💀
October 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
New tank top from @kennef.bsky.social! ☺️
October 11, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Night folks! Too much sad world stuff for me tonight — ima go read some Brando Sando
October 5, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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Burying more of my victims (sliding three overripe bananas into a ziplock and throwing them in the freezer with the others)
October 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM
I went to the farmer’s market today and I found someone selling chicken of the woods mushrooms — I’ve never had them before and I am *so* hype to finally get to try them!
September 30, 2023 at 10:53 PM
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Did my annual deep clean of my keyboard and I get to eat all the tasty crumbs after as a treat. 😋
September 30, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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I actually have a policy of automatically blocking anyone who corrects my grammar. We’re on an informal platform, I’m typing with my thumbs, you obviously understood what I was trying to say, and if you want to be my editor you have to pay me.
September 29, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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He’s starving to death. Wasting away to nothingness
September 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM