jove
@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th enemy of the state.
Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
Bluesky’s Livy
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Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
Bluesky’s Livy
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jove
@jove.bsky.social
· Oct 26
BlueSky Copypastas
Introduction/Key Howdy! Welcome to Jove’s Copypasta Doc, an archive of some of the most quotable skeets of Bluesky’s early history. This list is by no means complete and certainly not perfect, but it...
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After more than a year, I’ve decided that I will no longer be maintaining the copypasta doc; this update is its final version. I also added headings to the doc to make it easier to navigate quickly—on desktop, anyway
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
Fuck Robert Kraft, fuck the Pats, and fuck the losers that spent weeks pretending that a man speaking Spanish was the most devastating thing that happened to them since their wife left them
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fuck Robert Kraft, fuck the Pats, and fuck the losers that spent weeks pretending that a man speaking Spanish was the most devastating thing that happened to them since their wife left them
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fly like a g6, argue with the wall that shit blows
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
fly like a g6, argue with the wall that shit blows
little known fact: i am a dog show guy (watching, not handling)
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
little known fact: i am a dog show guy (watching, not handling)
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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I am okay. Thank you for all the well wishes. We are in scary times. Please stay safe and do not let these people silence you. Onwards.
Congressman Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face at Sundance Festival by a man who told him "Trump was going to deport" him
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I am okay. Thank you for all the well wishes. We are in scary times. Please stay safe and do not let these people silence you. Onwards.
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
Beyond words and beyond rage.
Abolish ICE, and may this administration’s and its supporters’ inevitable descent into Perdition be swift and painful.
Hell is too cold for these people.
Abolish ICE, and may this administration’s and its supporters’ inevitable descent into Perdition be swift and painful.
Hell is too cold for these people.
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Beyond words and beyond rage.
Abolish ICE, and may this administration’s and its supporters’ inevitable descent into Perdition be swift and painful.
Hell is too cold for these people.
Abolish ICE, and may this administration’s and its supporters’ inevitable descent into Perdition be swift and painful.
Hell is too cold for these people.
Hey Brits when were you gonna tell me that your mythical “brown sauce” just fucking A1?? Unserious nation
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Hey Brits when were you gonna tell me that your mythical “brown sauce” just fucking A1?? Unserious nation
Putting kidnapped in quotes is peak NYT
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Putting kidnapped in quotes is peak NYT
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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And while we're at it if we could somehow see a new generation of Mamdani-esque museum directors who prioritize the art, the staff, visitors & programming over the museum's wealthy board members, then we'll really be cooking🙏
tbh it's going to be a little weird having a mayor who actually cares about the city he's leading
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
And while we're at it if we could somehow see a new generation of Mamdani-esque museum directors who prioritize the art, the staff, visitors & programming over the museum's wealthy board members, then we'll really be cooking🙏
It would be very funny if 2026 ends up being a reverse 2016 wherein instead of beloved public figures dying it’s the racist dilbert guy
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It would be very funny if 2026 ends up being a reverse 2016 wherein instead of beloved public figures dying it’s the racist dilbert guy
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Zohran’s inauguration brimmed w/the energy that NYC is “a shining beacon of possibility” per @jumaane.bsky.social.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Zohran’s inauguration brimmed w/the energy that NYC is “a shining beacon of possibility” per @jumaane.bsky.social.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
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In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
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AOC: New York City has chosen the ambitious pursuit of universal childcare, affordable rents and housing and clean and dignified public transit for all. We have chosen that over the distractions of bigotry and the barbarism of extreme income inequality
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
AOC: New York City has chosen the ambitious pursuit of universal childcare, affordable rents and housing and clean and dignified public transit for all. We have chosen that over the distractions of bigotry and the barbarism of extreme income inequality
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this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
Folks it’s the eve of the New Year and I’m online today so that means it’s AMA time
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Folks it’s the eve of the New Year and I’m online today so that means it’s AMA time
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wrong. living in New York City is about frantically swiping your metrocard as your train arrives, repeatedly getting an error, and in the span of a half second evaluating whether you still have the athleticism to jump a turnstile. if you don’t like that then move to fucking Boston.
the amount of sad you should feel about the retirement of the NYC Metrocard should be like “mildly wistful pre-nostalgia” — more than that, IMO, is kinda silly
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wrong. living in New York City is about frantically swiping your metrocard as your train arrives, repeatedly getting an error, and in the span of a half second evaluating whether you still have the athleticism to jump a turnstile. if you don’t like that then move to fucking Boston.
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.