jove skellington
@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th shambling mound.
Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
Bluesky’s Livy
MDNI
Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
Bluesky’s Livy
MDNI
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jove skellington
@jove.bsky.social
· Oct 26
BlueSky Copypastas
Introduction/Key Howdy! Welcome to Jove’s Copypasta Doc, an archive of some of the most quotable skeets of Bluesky’s early history. This list is by no means complete and certainly not perfect, but it...
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After more than a year, I’ve decided that I will no longer be maintaining the copypasta doc; this update is its final version. I also added headings to the doc to make it easier to navigate quickly—on desktop, anyway
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
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What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
I’ve come to slander Caesar, not to glaze him
I’ve come to slander Caesar, not to glaze him
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
I’ve come to slander Caesar, not to glaze him
I’ve come to slander Caesar, not to glaze him
I don’t watch baseball but I’m glad that those who do are suffering for their poor decisions
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I don’t watch baseball but I’m glad that those who do are suffering for their poor decisions
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After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.
Make All Classic Cartoons Free
After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.
www.vulture.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.
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women are about 78% of the healthcare workforce in america. i know people know this but it’s always worthwhile to state it outright. not only is it gendered to underpay healthcare workers but men who get “caught up” in it are undervalued for doing female-coded work. same with teachers.
It will never not bother me how often when you’re talking to someone — in life, for work, w/e — who is struggling that that person works in healthcare. Nurses, orderlies, home health aids, people who draw blood, etc
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
women are about 78% of the healthcare workforce in america. i know people know this but it’s always worthwhile to state it outright. not only is it gendered to underpay healthcare workers but men who get “caught up” in it are undervalued for doing female-coded work. same with teachers.
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yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table
So cool that the two of the three main mayoral candidates for by far the largest city in the country are peddling talking points engineered by a satirical character named “Lieutenant Shithead” 64 years ago
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So cool that the two of the three main mayoral candidates for by far the largest city in the country are peddling talking points engineered by a satirical character named “Lieutenant Shithead” 64 years ago
I would keep him in his own special room and call him my Creature
I had NO idea sea hares could get THIRTY POUNDS I WANT ONE AS A PET
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I would keep him in his own special room and call him my Creature
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Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.
I don’t violate the law, I engage in consensually non-consensual sexual activity with it
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t violate the law, I engage in consensually non-consensual sexual activity with it
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The true rebellious spirit of the counterculture: demanding everyone sit together in an office
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The true rebellious spirit of the counterculture: demanding everyone sit together in an office
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the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that
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I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders
imagine buying a dogshit truck to compensate for your dogshit cock and then finding out that women hate both and that you’re losing custody of your kids
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
imagine buying a dogshit truck to compensate for your dogshit cock and then finding out that women hate both and that you’re losing custody of your kids
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You can block Will Stancil. You can live a life free of madness.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You can block Will Stancil. You can live a life free of madness.
Did one of you put me in a starter pack again
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Did one of you put me in a starter pack again
I hate to defend the poster’s strike but the reason that people posted like dorks for a few days is because your social media site was so ill-conceived that it allowed users to make profiles with “nigger” in the handle, and so poorly moderated that it didn’t do anything about it after people did so.
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hate to defend the poster’s strike but the reason that people posted like dorks for a few days is because your social media site was so ill-conceived that it allowed users to make profiles with “nigger” in the handle, and so poorly moderated that it didn’t do anything about it after people did so.
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If Dems win in 2026, we need hearings to publicize the abuses by federal law enforcement. Then pass a bill creating a path to sue for those abuses. Trump will veto it. Let him. Let the public see these videos & hear from victims, & then learn there's no way to hold the abusive officers accountable.
October 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If Dems win in 2026, we need hearings to publicize the abuses by federal law enforcement. Then pass a bill creating a path to sue for those abuses. Trump will veto it. Let him. Let the public see these videos & hear from victims, & then learn there's no way to hold the abusive officers accountable.
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Yeah like remember when everyone harassed the mods into fixing the “slurs in handle” loophole? To this day you can still find people with “bsky.team” in their handle 🤢 disgusting
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yeah like remember when everyone harassed the mods into fixing the “slurs in handle” loophole? To this day you can still find people with “bsky.team” in their handle 🤢 disgusting
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)