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alex guenther
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teacher and writer living in bangkok. poetry at https://alexguentherpoetry.wordpress.com/
overreacting
slap, and coffee's everywhere;
fruit fly on my arm.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
as the storm sweeps through
nothing isn't clarified
by being obscured.

#haiku #poetry
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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clearing storm, the damp
concrete of the westin's bulk;
brutal, sodden thoughts.

#haiku #poetry
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i'm a little worried because we have all seen extremely clear proof of one hundred thousand crimes trump has done and i'm not sure we should be excited that one more revelation is going to be "the one"
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
for me it's always the arctic stuff. frankenstein, poe's pym, mountains of madness. it's not the best line of poetry per se but bears all the way
Giving a lecture on the drafts of The Waste Land tomorrow and all the strange and haunting lines that Eliot and Pound decided to cut
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
clearing storm, the damp
concrete of the westin's bulk;
brutal, sodden thoughts.

#haiku #poetry
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
ah, the master race, hobbit-sized and bald as a billiard ball at 26
Meet 26 yr old Leicester man and neo-Nazi, Matthew Gravill, ex Buckingham Palace warden guiding visitors around state room whilst also acting as an underground organiser of an International fascist group

Who does the security vetting

news.stv.tv/world/reveal...
Revealed: The Neo-Nazi who worked inside Buckingham Palace
Matthew Gravill, a 26-year-old fascist linked to two far-right groups, worked as a warden for Buckingham Palace, ITV News can reveal.
news.stv.tv
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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willing to bet that in life the pharoahs looked like boiled sweets
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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politicians influencers royals celebs billionaires: they all look like boiled sweets
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Nobody clamors for what's good for them
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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There’s a specific genre of Generative AI use which involves professional idiots having imaginary conversations with Great Men
What do you do after you’re done jumping the shark?

Whatever it is, Nature Careers is all in.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Just finished “Heart of American Darkness” myself.

This book made me re-watch Apocalypse Now and pull out some old indigenous political anthropology proceedings (from the’80s).

“Bewilderment” as a frame for the US frontier (and our recurring/current failure to escape it) explains so much!
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
not sure how i got into this, but it's very hard for me to write haiku that don't also sound like alliterative old english laments. i don't think anyone is clamoring for that mashup
wreckages, in time,
build up to a silted bed;
kelp obscures our keel.

#haiku #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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thinking of my faults
down the busy avenue -
manmade mountaintops.

#haiku #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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wreckages, in time,
build up to a silted bed;
kelp obscures our keel.

#haiku #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
this reminds me that i've noticed it's extremely common for british people to begin a brand-new conversation on an untouched topic with "as i say, ..."
(never said anything about this before and am talking out my ass) Again,
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
wreckages, in time,
build up to a silted bed;
kelp obscures our keel.

#haiku #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
thinking of my faults
down the busy avenue -
manmade mountaintops.

#haiku #poetry
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
??? everyone on earth has experienced like eight spider-men and fourteen batmen but megabrain horowitz, here thinks the actual real james bond is dead. what is going on
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
early bob dylan supporter ric kangas probably used to get real annoyed saying his name over the phone because it sounds like "rick angus" and he'd have to carefully spell it out to clear that up. this has been "deep thoughts after reading some bob dylan stuff", stay tuned for more if i have them
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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It’s such a bad idea, when one of his crimes was calling forth an insurrection, that he’s actually forbidden from holding the office by a constitutional provision, which a unanimous Supreme Court invented a way to turn off.
To repeat: Maybe electing a life-long criminal to an office where he can pardon other criminals wasn't such a good idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
lol there are a million shows on netflix called "harlan coben's such-and-such", and we've watched a couple.

all set in the UK, so i assumed he was a british author.

episode we just watched, a british guy says his mom (in the UK) went to the airport from parkchester over the whitestone bridge.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM