Guardian Noodle
guardiannoodle.bsky.social
Guardian Noodle
@guardiannoodle.bsky.social
ENM/Poly partnered, Furry, father, artist, IT pro, and D&D nerd mostly D&D and weird memes he/him 18+. weekly pathfinder streams Wednesday and sometimes Friday 8pm central https://twitch.tv/faunaofflora
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Hey all, I am, for the first time ever, opening up for public commissions. I primarily do 3D artwork. While not listed, I can technically do non-rigged 3D furry models which will be priced case by case.

ko-fi.com/stargalestudio

Prices+ToS: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
May 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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cops are finding some damning things left behind at the student encampments
May 4, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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After blowing up a sacred statue and trying to save a sacred tree with fire, the party seeks out someone who energy is like their friend turned fire cheetah. Come join us for warm stories and timely amnesia. www.twitch.tv/faunaofflora #ttrpg #furrylive #pathfinder2e
FaunaofFlora - Twitch
Hoshizora: Legends of the Stars Storytellers and Amnesiacs
www.twitch.tv
April 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Some of yall want to know why you can’t find good dates? You are more concerned with being in a relationship than the person you are in the relationship with and it shows with stuff like this
April 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I never thought I’d see the FTC actually do its job but damn
March 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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me: “babe, did you bring protection”

him: 😏
we live in a demonic godless universe powered by malice
March 9, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Nobody really knows what’s going on with the royals so I’m just gonna assume it’s season one of Blackadder.
March 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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lmao look at his lil toes
March 17, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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March 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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For @/gothiccfur
February 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Last night was wild, ended up at a swinger club and got dragged into group activities
March 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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To all who celebrate
March 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Customer: FAT NUT
DMV: LARGE EJACULATION

Verdict: DENIED
March 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
March 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Good night everybody!

Keep this wisdom with you!
March 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
It’s me
Thinking about bringing this classic one back too, and finally as a patch.

#wolf #art
March 11, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Took me a second
March 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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RIP Akira Toriyama
March 8, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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February 29, 2024 at 2:00 PM
are nap dates a thing? I feel like they should be, show up in your pjs and just take a nap together
February 29, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Me making a new Facebook account so that I can join poly groups in my area without having to worry about my wife’s super religious family finding out we are polyamorous.

It’s so weird for me having to be sneaky and stuff about my sexuality…
February 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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February 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
To anybody who develops a dating app if you are going to include a relationship style field that has the option for polyamory or non-monogamy (which you should) you should give me the option to filter out people who are looking for a monogamous relationship. Otherwise, you are just wasting my time
February 21, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I dip my fries in mayo
I dip my fries in Blu-Cheese dressing.
This will be fun.
I dip my fries in ranch 😋
February 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM