Griffin Shelor
gshelor.bsky.social
Griffin Shelor
@gshelor.bsky.social
Aspiring geospatial/earth science/stats nerd. I also like sports analytics. Currently Geography PhD Student at OK State, previously MS at UNR #TheStoryOfSlate #ThatsSoGMC
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Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
The #NFLVoA has had basically the same issues as the #CFBVoA but with less success ATS. On the bright side, much like the CFB VoA, at least the zero point is closer to the middle of the league now instead of being down in the mid-lower 20s. Not 100% sure what VoA sees in the Texans tho
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Well my #CFBVoA is still acting kind of weird, but at least the zero point is closer to the actual median number of teams now. On the other hand, talk to your kids about Top 10 Toledo? That's clearly not right, not to mention how many teams are above Georgia, Tennessee, Bama, etc. #RStats #MCMCStan
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Hello Markwayne this is your pollster speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Scientists are increasingly concerned that the planet is headed for massive, irreversible changes due to global warming. In some cases, those changes have already begun. n.pr/48nQMqI
3 massive changes you'll see as the climate careens toward tipping points
Scientists are increasingly concerned that the planet is headed for massive, irreversible changes due to global warming. In some cases, those changes have already begun.
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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--> Week 11 official objective NFL power rankings <--

Was the Seahawks-Rams game between the two best teams in the NFC? Many are asking this question
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Really good piece about the "sign up for a terrible-interest credit card, and get this free T-shirt!" of college athletics. I hope a lot of people are privately very embarrassed by this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The fun part about letting way more teams into the World Cup is a lot of unexpected countries are qualifying. The less fun part is this is the last time it will ever mean this much
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Man this is delightful
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Oh hell yeah!
And the previous smallest nation ever to qualify, Cape Verde, only qualified last month!
CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼

THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Incredibly fun game! Probably could've ignited thousands more people's passion for soccer!
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Can't emphasize enough how much this shit sucks from a nonprofit whose stated mission is to "grow the game" and "ignite a national passion for soccer"
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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This is what the stadium looks like at kickoff for the USMNT friendly

The lowest price to get in is $65
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The US c team is beating the ever loving shit out of Uruguay’s A- team.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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America hasn't embarrassed Marcelo Bielsa like this since Jesse Marsch made Leeds better
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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WHAT IF OUR BEST ATHLETES' CHILDREN PLAYED SOCCER
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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One of the best things about Berhalter out was that Poch brought Berhalter in
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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John Tolkin must be so relieved the World Cup is in the United States instead of one of those countries out by the edge
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Okay fine I’ll check tonight if Mike Gundy is in there at all
Who’s the most surprising CFB coach in the Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I mean, make prosperity for everyone and you'll be popular is probably true but not sure there's a lot to do with that. Like telling a football team to make sure to convert on 3rd down.
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM