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hey guys check this out
August 6, 2023 at 9:00 PM
hey guys check this out
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“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
LA Times - Several communities in Los Angeles County have called off or postponed their previously scheduled Independence Day and July events, citing resident safety amid ongoing immigration enforcement raids.
Fear of immigration raids force the cancellation of several July festivities in Los Angeles
Here are some of the July festivities that have been canceled in Los Angeles out of fear over immigration raids.
www.latimes.com
June 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
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dems to rurals: “this is real america, not the dirty cities (ew). football, cornfields, county fairs. here’s a trillion dollars”
GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals”
rural elections:
[dem🟦] 7%
[rep🟥] 91%
GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals”
rural elections:
[dem🟦] 7%
[rep🟥] 91%
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
dems to rurals: “this is real america, not the dirty cities (ew). football, cornfields, county fairs. here’s a trillion dollars”
GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals”
rural elections:
[dem🟦] 7%
[rep🟥] 91%
GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals”
rural elections:
[dem🟦] 7%
[rep🟥] 91%
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Just received word that Andrew Cuomo is being deported back to Sicily to slave away in the limestone quarries. Tough but fair act from presumptive nominee Zohran Mamdani in the customary disposing of rivals.
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just received word that Andrew Cuomo is being deported back to Sicily to slave away in the limestone quarries. Tough but fair act from presumptive nominee Zohran Mamdani in the customary disposing of rivals.
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perverts, centrist dems, right wing freaks, and zionists assembling into a giant monster to challenge zohran mamdani like that one bloodborne boss thats a grotesque mass of undead bodies
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
perverts, centrist dems, right wing freaks, and zionists assembling into a giant monster to challenge zohran mamdani like that one bloodborne boss thats a grotesque mass of undead bodies
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
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"i asked grok" , " I asked chatgpt"
Yeah well i asked a librarian and she led me down a set of stone stairs to a room full of pedestals with forbidden volumes. There was a codex in Latin about how to cure lupus through the lost cunnilingus technique
Yeah well i asked a librarian and she led me down a set of stone stairs to a room full of pedestals with forbidden volumes. There was a codex in Latin about how to cure lupus through the lost cunnilingus technique
June 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"i asked grok" , " I asked chatgpt"
Yeah well i asked a librarian and she led me down a set of stone stairs to a room full of pedestals with forbidden volumes. There was a codex in Latin about how to cure lupus through the lost cunnilingus technique
Yeah well i asked a librarian and she led me down a set of stone stairs to a room full of pedestals with forbidden volumes. There was a codex in Latin about how to cure lupus through the lost cunnilingus technique
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helpful apps | patreon.com/lubchansky
September 18, 2023 at 2:08 PM
helpful apps | patreon.com/lubchansky
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![Normal vegetables: you must store us at
the right temperature, in the right humidity,
or we will spoil and rot in no time.
Potatos: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL
[Photo of a potato with roots reaching out everywhere from the shelf it's stored on]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pc7ouddx7mhvxkygqpzirqh7/bafkreiaasr4dpwcbd36qadqhmomqiq2foe34chqmnjfsqxhozloqkrbz3u@jpeg)
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this is probably my favorite instagram ad ever, he's just like me fr
August 31, 2023 at 2:12 PM
this is probably my favorite instagram ad ever, he's just like me fr
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I love waking up and laying here for hours and hours
September 17, 2023 at 1:18 PM
I love waking up and laying here for hours and hours
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Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house
September 14, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house
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Released this comic on Patreon when Bolsonaro lost the last election and was exiled to Florida. Yes, I know now that Space Mountain and Disneyland are in California. I fucked up.
September 8, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Released this comic on Patreon when Bolsonaro lost the last election and was exiled to Florida. Yes, I know now that Space Mountain and Disneyland are in California. I fucked up.