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Grease Seer
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As Salamu Alaykum wa rahmatullah.
Directionless in an open sea.
"Nirvana's 'man who sold the world' is the best cover!""no no! it's Johnny Cash covering Hurt!"

You're all wrong. It's Powerman 5000 doing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's seminal "Relax" for the Zoolander soundtrack.
youtu.be/bjFjJmv03ec
Powerman 5000 - Relax
YouTube video by MarcusWulfe941
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Inexplicably fatigued? Directionless in your crankiness? You may have an Evil Poop That Makes You Sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Evil emperor kicks a wretched homunculus into the pit for failing to find the Chosen One – a classic failure to apply the RACI matrix.

💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi
💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit
🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles
👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If I have to see one more AI video of a cop and doctor laughing at the outrageous things a green parrot is saying, I'm going to terror bomb Meta Headquarters
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hey people who happen to follow me/peruse my page. I'm writing a work-in-progress story/novel for nothing but the love of the game. If you'd be interested in reading it, click here tinyurl.com/joshsstorywow . :) kthxbi

I'd post a synopsis, but imagine "the greek gods are forum mods"
tinyurl.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It's unfortunate that the only Belgian who passes the very low bar of not being a genocidal racist/pedophile is a fictional character (Poirot).
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Artistically talented, eccentric in an endearing way, and not an annoying moron. Mica Tenenbaum of Magdalena Bay is everything Grimes could have been if she could resist the urge to be a huge moron.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cody, Devin, Scoopy, Shtonty, Scortney, Sfeefy, Steety, Cronty, Torten, Storbent, Stooty, Stnuten, Skooptny, Skorpdyn, Dorden, Porpby, Sndtoben, Sdreven, Krenden, Groteenis, Bnorsten, Troben, Krenten, Prubden, Crobdy, Brarbden, Drorden, Gorbits, Boobney, Snorben, Dnobdner, Dgorkist, Toogy, Glorbist,
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It’s a bit of a read but it’s worth it. Talk to your kids from birth to adulthood. Talk to them. They need more from you than food, clothes, shelter and money.
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I genuinely believe this is one of my Greatest Joke Ideas Ever and it makes me so mad that it never gained any traction
What if Powerpuff Girls antagonist Mojo Jojo was the original AIDS chimp and that's why he's so powerful.
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
born to mpreg, forced to sissy hypno
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My wife and I have an affinity for swedish stuffed bear, Djungelskog ("Forest Jungle"). With the help of my old grade 2 geography diagrams and google translate, I will now brainstorm some cousins for him to have.
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Perfect gift idea for adult parties: Beanboozle Lube Flavors.
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
120 Days of Sodom at the Sphere
August 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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MOTHAAFUCKING FIRETRUCK COMING 🚒 🚒 🚒 NYEAHA 🚒 🚒AAAAAARAH 🚒 🚒 🚒HAHAHOO WHAYUSHOUTAUH 🚂🚂 HAHAHA
August 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"adhd + autistic portrayals" this, "lgbtq representation" that. The real question is: Where are the depictions of characters with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
July 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can't really respect Ozzy Osbourne, considering bark at the Moon is stolen whole cloth from the Japanese video game franchise, Sonic the hedgehog. (1/?,)
July 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm reading about Kepler's Harmonice Mundi and attempting to understand it. Madman talk. Schizophrenia interbred with mathematics and astrology
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.
July 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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its time to admit once and for all that we are a dogshit country run by dogshit people who are cheered on by dogshit people. to the extent there are many people who actually aren't dogshit, not only dont they matter at all, they are actively the enemy
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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influencers should have to keep it to the privacy of their own homes. “oh im creating content in this restaurant” you have violated the social contract and shall be punished tenfold
June 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Pretty sure the owner of this airbnb is THE goatse
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM