I will have it feel mine a thousandfold.

I like my 2.3/mbs ceiling. keeps me humble.

He was in the cusp of a licensing deal with Welch for "You Likea The Juice". That all came crashing down when he said vaccines give you AIDS.

I like how this could easily just be an Aussie/Kiwi Protagonist.

"Nah, Yeah" vs "What a piece of piss"

I so happy quaitch be dead. I climb stoplight and show my two titties at the crowd. Everyone be cheering. Everyone be whistling. I so happy Quarry be dead. My titties be pretty big titties, too. Quarch one holy motherfucker, but he a man, and I say he’d got a kick outta these hot titties

They'll take everything away from us. This is only the beginning.

I will wage eternal war against blueski for forbidding me to see Kirk Johnson's massive hole.

He loves including racial slurs and sexual torture in his films, he's mean to otherwise kind and talented people, and he's a sex pervert. Ladies and gentlemen, has there ever been a man more spiritually israeli?

Glad to see you 1) retweeted this joke and that 2) my post calling you a nerd is gaining slight traction again.
Thank you, mr bluesky

everyone wants off the whole week, but no one is willing to make their hole weak.

I don't think I'd want to kiss Jair. I'm pretty sure I'd contract a revived strain of the Plague of Justinian

things would still be shit from a butt

American Imperialists, circa 2030:

This list was actually longer, but Bluski is run by NERDS who limit characters