Ali Gray
@graybot.bsky.social
Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello
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Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week.
I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.
Thank you.
www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.
Thank you.
www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
Film Stories: The 500th Episode Celebration • Words • Kings Place
Join us for a special evening as we celebrate the 500th episode of the Film Stories with Simon Brew.
www.kingsplace.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week.
I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.
Thank you.
www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.
Thank you.
www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
Reposted by Ali Gray
when you really need to warn someone about a monorail
August 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
when you really need to warn someone about a monorail
Absolutely get to fuck with this shit
July 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely get to fuck with this shit
Jota was always the calmest head at Anfield. Utterly unflappable. I'll always remember him cutting through that Arsenal defence a few years back, sending Ben White and Ramsdale to the shops with the merest dropped shoulder. Unfathomable and heartbreaking he's gone. #YNWA youtu.be/OAmdu3Ubr2c?...
Every angle of Jota's cool finish in front of the Kop | Liverpool vs Arsenal
YouTube video by Liverpool FC
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July 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Jota was always the calmest head at Anfield. Utterly unflappable. I'll always remember him cutting through that Arsenal defence a few years back, sending Ben White and Ramsdale to the shops with the merest dropped shoulder. Unfathomable and heartbreaking he's gone. #YNWA youtu.be/OAmdu3Ubr2c?...
just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception
June 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception
I sold Maxim Reality from the Prodigy an RC car when I worked at Toys 'R Us. His credit card said 'MR MAXIM REALITY'.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I sold Maxim Reality from the Prodigy an RC car when I worked at Toys 'R Us. His credit card said 'MR MAXIM REALITY'.
I came to Sly & The Family Stone late, but I'm so glad I finally found the funk. RIP Sly. The recent Questlove doc, Sly Lives! (The Burden of Black Genius), is on Disney+ and is well worth a watch.
June 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I came to Sly & The Family Stone late, but I'm so glad I finally found the funk. RIP Sly. The recent Questlove doc, Sly Lives! (The Burden of Black Genius), is on Disney+ and is well worth a watch.
new amazing action movie character name just dropped
June 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
new amazing action movie character name just dropped
Hands up if you instinctively checked it for swastikas
June 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hands up if you instinctively checked it for swastikas
[LL Cool J voice] Don't call it a Conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
[LL Cool J voice] Don't call it a Conclave
This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet
Stellan Skarsgård (Luthen) photographed at the #Andor Season Two event in London. 📸
April 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet
This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet
stellan skarsgard you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. they'll kill you
Stellan Skarsgård (Luthen) photographed at the #Andor Season Two event in London. 📸
April 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet
Also that Black Eyed Peas song where they basically list the days of the week. Absolute ear cancer.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Also that Black Eyed Peas song where they basically list the days of the week. Absolute ear cancer.
No, wait. 'She's So Lovely' by Scouting For Girls. Look at these shitty lyrics and tell me it's not an incel-in-waiting anthem.
March 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
No, wait. 'She's So Lovely' by Scouting For Girls. Look at these shitty lyrics and tell me it's not an incel-in-waiting anthem.
That song, that goes "Would you go to bed with me?" then the little trumpet solo? That.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
That song, that goes "Would you go to bed with me?" then the little trumpet solo? That.
Shoeicide
WAS WALKING TO THE TUBE AT MY USUAL "BASICALLY RUNNING" PACE AND A MOUSE RAN UNDER MY FOOT AND I CRUSHED IT
A MOUSE COMMITED SUICIDE BY SHOE VIA MY HEEL
I CAN STILL FEEL THE CRUNCH
OH GOD
A MOUSE COMMITED SUICIDE BY SHOE VIA MY HEEL
I CAN STILL FEEL THE CRUNCH
OH GOD
March 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Shoeicide
Stratford station still has a theatrical movie poster up for The Aftermath, a Keira Knightley WWII romantic drama that came out in March 2019. This has to be one of the oldest surviving movie posters still out there in the wild, right?
March 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Stratford station still has a theatrical movie poster up for The Aftermath, a Keira Knightley WWII romantic drama that came out in March 2019. This has to be one of the oldest surviving movie posters still out there in the wild, right?
US Defense Department accidentally inviting a journalist to the top secret war chat m.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-7...
This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.
YouTube video by poopdedoop
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March 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
US Defense Department accidentally inviting a journalist to the top secret war chat m.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-7...
Love it when footballers show passion on the pitch but maybe next time wait till you're in the dressing room, Harvey
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Love it when footballers show passion on the pitch but maybe next time wait till you're in the dressing room, Harvey
Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot
Russo Brothers’ #Cherry starring Tom Holland was released 4 years ago today.
February 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot