Ali Gray
@graybot.bsky.social
Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello
Absolutely get to fuck with this shit
July 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely get to fuck with this shit
just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception
June 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception
new amazing action movie character name just dropped
June 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
new amazing action movie character name just dropped
Argh I'm so desperate to see this, did you see it in the US? As usual, Google's AI overview is not only wrong but actively unhelpful
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Argh I'm so desperate to see this, did you see it in the US? As usual, Google's AI overview is not only wrong but actively unhelpful
I was in Canary Wharf in *February* and these little things were pootling around the docks, with people huddled round a grill warming their hands on a £15 burger
May 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I was in Canary Wharf in *February* and these little things were pootling around the docks, with people huddled round a grill warming their hands on a £15 burger
No, wait. 'She's So Lovely' by Scouting For Girls. Look at these shitty lyrics and tell me it's not an incel-in-waiting anthem.
March 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
No, wait. 'She's So Lovely' by Scouting For Girls. Look at these shitty lyrics and tell me it's not an incel-in-waiting anthem.
Why is this so sinister?
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why is this so sinister?
Love it when footballers show passion on the pitch but maybe next time wait till you're in the dressing room, Harvey
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Love it when footballers show passion on the pitch but maybe next time wait till you're in the dressing room, Harvey
this one is of historical relevance
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
this one is of historical relevance
fuming because I did not get to partake in the A Complete Unknown donut crossover promotion
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
fuming because I did not get to partake in the A Complete Unknown donut crossover promotion
Mark Wahlberg is bald in the movie Flight Risk but I'm sure it's a complete coincidence the top of the poster cuts off where it does
January 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Mark Wahlberg is bald in the movie Flight Risk but I'm sure it's a complete coincidence the top of the poster cuts off where it does