Ali Gray
@graybot.bsky.social
Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello
That reminds me of a journalist who used to go by the name Showbiz Simon, who had celeb testimonials in the banner of his website, one of which was
"'Great to meet you!' - Tom Cruise"
"'Great to meet you!' - Tom Cruise"
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
That reminds me of a journalist who used to go by the name Showbiz Simon, who had celeb testimonials in the banner of his website, one of which was
"'Great to meet you!' - Tom Cruise"
"'Great to meet you!' - Tom Cruise"
I was always a big fan of adding [laughs] to interviews, so the readers would know me and the interviewee had such a great repore
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I was always a big fan of adding [laughs] to interviews, so the readers would know me and the interviewee had such a great repore
Guarantee at least 50% of the handshakes Farage has received from the public would have been stink-palmed
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Guarantee at least 50% of the handshakes Farage has received from the public would have been stink-palmed
real fuckin sexy just like you asked
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Hugh Dennis making wry observations about Brexit while Dara Ó Briain pelts him with tennis ball projectiles from atop a padded fortress
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hugh Dennis making wry observations about Brexit while Dara Ó Briain pelts him with tennis ball projectiles from atop a padded fortress
do you werk that pussy
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
do you werk that pussy
The culprit
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' .
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The culprit
Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that Hauer-cut
August 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that Hauer-cut
ROURKE
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL
August 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ROURKE
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL
Bardem
Farrell
Schwimmer
Farrell
Schwimmer
August 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Bardem
Farrell
Schwimmer
Farrell
Schwimmer
might do a collab with John Lydon's butter, see what happens
July 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
might do a collab with John Lydon's butter, see what happens
We can learn so much from history youtu.be/o589CAu73UM?...
July 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We can learn so much from history youtu.be/o589CAu73UM?...
Hold them and then store them at home. And when you question why, they look at you like you're insane
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hold them and then store them at home. And when you question why, they look at you like you're insane
That's Grobbelaar, surely?
June 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That's Grobbelaar, surely?