grandiloquiet.bsky.social
@grandiloquiet.bsky.social
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Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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karl suburban
November 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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imagine your partner of 55 years saying he can't tell the difference between you and your clanker imposter
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵

IG msviciousdesign
September 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I have become more sympathetic to the idea that saying you can’t hold Trump voters morally culpable for Trump regime actions is patronizing. It partakes of an old and to my mind destructive left wing habit: to think of conservative white voters as not quite adults.
you cannot "smolbeanify" the moral agency of millions of people who decided to enshitty the rest of the world, whether it be USAID, climate change, or whatever
September 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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hi
July 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Yesterday we released our cosmic treasure chest...and now it's yours to explore! With ✨~10 million galaxies✨ in the image, there's plenty to find.

Pan, zoom, and hunt for gems in this treasure chest using Skyviewer - and be sure to share your favorites with us! 🔭🧪

➡️ skyviewer.app/explorer
June 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I dont really care about the rest of this but he's 2 years shy of being old enough to be president. Decades of being ruled by a gerontocracy means we've started seeing full on adults as children
June 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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A Democratic president can’t forgive your student loans but a Republican president can kidnap you and send you to a foreign gulag forever, because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh originalism
June 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Climate change is expanding mosquito habitat in Hawaiʻi, threatening endangered birds with avian malaria.

So Hawaiʻi is releasing male mosquitoes with a strain of Wolbachia bacteria that make them incompatible with the females so their eggs don’t hatch. 🪶🧪
Scientists are dropping live mosquitoes out of drones in Hawaii. Here’s why.
The wild reason why bird advocates are releasing these reviled insects from the sky.
www.vox.com
June 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Wrighton International (1978) #Kitchens
June 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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is this good
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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'Bamburgh Castle' nachine and hand embroidery by UK textile artist Rachel Wright #womensart
May 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Positive sign for the culture that we are moving away from a 2010s conception of vampires (aren’t they troubled, sexy, and alluring) and returning to a 00s-90s conception of vampires (let’s kill those goddamn bloodsuckers)
April 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/)

File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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As long as we’re doing French Revolution takes, let’s all remember that Mark Twain’s is undefeated:
April 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM