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standard issue trans woman, 31

“how the fuck am i supposed to treat her like some brainless dog when she has a fucking phd?”
wife was horrified to learn i could not name all the “great” lakes
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the thing that annoys me is the gales of november didnt come early

it was well into november
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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i could give head for literally years without break dawg istfg if i die giving head i will die happy
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) confirmed that Ernest was plural when Kenny said “you’re a great bunch of guys Ernest”
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
fortune cookie clearly doesnt know me at all
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if this were a post about lesbians y’all would get it
what an odd thing to say
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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happy crash outober
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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*approaching a straight couple* ...so which one of you is the big sister and which one of you is the little sister?
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
had a camera put in my ears today. immaculate canal. spotless. i do in fact have a special q tip technique that makes it okay for me to use them
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
never get your trans gf’s name tattooed on you

not because you’ll break up but because as soon as ink touches skin that bitch will change her name again
October 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
pretransition i thought i was quirky and unique but now im just a stereotype
me: doctors are hitler

fifty replies from trans women whose bios say some variation of "brainless airhead puppygirl bimbo": do you just mean MDs or does this include people with PHDs too 🥺😢💔
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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me: doctors are hitler

fifty replies from trans women whose bios say some variation of "brainless airhead puppygirl bimbo": do you just mean MDs or does this include people with PHDs too 🥺😢💔
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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i think i need a mean dyke to abuse me
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the hacker tranny stereotype exists because bottoms desperately want a chance to triumphantly say “I’m in 😎”
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i am endorsing Eric Adams for mayor of NYC
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I wake up in a cold sweat, repeating the phrase "lifted Chevy spark." The doctors cannot help me.
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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you didn't get raptured? that's what you get for destroying your root chakra
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the real reason i dont feel comfortable in queer spaces is my unerring internal clock and punctuality
I know trans women are women cause they're late for everything
September 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
small dick privilege is avoiding your government mandated sexual assault at airport security
September 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
taking this opportunity to jump on the Gaylor bandwagon
August 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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i apologize for my hubris, hoes actually do get cold
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM