Grace Hoffman
@graceshoffman.bsky.social
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss 💫💫
📍Detroit
She/her
📍Detroit
She/her
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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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if meant to get out of bed why bed warm
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if meant to get out of bed why bed warm
Gotta call my mom after every grocery trip to tell her all the great deals I got and my coupons and how nasty some of the produce was and how they didn't have carrots, it's very important she knows
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Gotta call my mom after every grocery trip to tell her all the great deals I got and my coupons and how nasty some of the produce was and how they didn't have carrots, it's very important she knows
@detroitlions.bsky.social I hear you have a need for more defense players...hear me out #onepride #detroitlions
December 6, 2024 at 11:24 PM
@detroitlions.bsky.social I hear you have a need for more defense players...hear me out #onepride #detroitlions
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If SNL was filmed in michigan, john mulaney wouldve written a musical about this place
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
If SNL was filmed in michigan, john mulaney wouldve written a musical about this place
Sometimes your QB is going against you defense and it's horrific
So if I understand Fantasy Football correctly, it's spending 2 to 3 nights a week yelling "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CATCH A GODDAM FOOTBALL!!!"
November 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Sometimes your QB is going against you defense and it's horrific
Me showing up to the Pearson testing center every 6 months
November 11, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Me showing up to the Pearson testing center every 6 months
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Having a bullpen day (consistent snacking instead of meals)
November 11, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Having a bullpen day (consistent snacking instead of meals)
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November 11, 2024 at 4:37 AM
One more day until my next sitting 😴
November 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
One more day until my next sitting 😴
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You’re probably all bored with this but we (the tech workers of The NY Times) are still on strike because management refuses to come to the table. Thanks for your support and continuing to boycott Cooking and Games. #BreakYourStreak
November 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You’re probably all bored with this but we (the tech workers of The NY Times) are still on strike because management refuses to come to the table. Thanks for your support and continuing to boycott Cooking and Games. #BreakYourStreak
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why do they need five guys to make a burger? i could do it with two guys, tops
November 10, 2024 at 1:42 PM
why do they need five guys to make a burger? i could do it with two guys, tops
This feels like 2014 Twitter and I was 14, annoying, and thriving on 2014 Twitter. Only difference now is I'm 24
November 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
This feels like 2014 Twitter and I was 14, annoying, and thriving on 2014 Twitter. Only difference now is I'm 24
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It’s such a blast from the past to realize that scrolling through a social media platform can be fun and fulfilling and educational and not rage and depression inducing
November 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
It’s such a blast from the past to realize that scrolling through a social media platform can be fun and fulfilling and educational and not rage and depression inducing
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going back in time to 1985 and telling a nerd i have a computer in my pocket at all times and i mainly use it to cause myself massive psychic damage while driving 70mph in a school zone
November 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
going back in time to 1985 and telling a nerd i have a computer in my pocket at all times and i mainly use it to cause myself massive psychic damage while driving 70mph in a school zone
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A fundamental thing to know about me is that several times a week I just sit around thinking about how much I love libraries.
November 9, 2024 at 8:20 AM
A fundamental thing to know about me is that several times a week I just sit around thinking about how much I love libraries.
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It's very good to read books, but those of us who read a lot of books probably have a lot more to learn from doing things in public spaces with other human beings
November 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM
It's very good to read books, but those of us who read a lot of books probably have a lot more to learn from doing things in public spaces with other human beings
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My nostalgia for mid-2010s Tumblr tells me I’ll be mourning Twitter for a very long time. But I cannot deal with the fucking blue check replies on every highly liked post any goddamn longer
November 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
My nostalgia for mid-2010s Tumblr tells me I’ll be mourning Twitter for a very long time. But I cannot deal with the fucking blue check replies on every highly liked post any goddamn longer
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welcome new people from the “other place”! over here it’s….a little different!! to make a “post” all you have to do is type the letters that correspond to the sounds you’d make if you were speaking the words of your thought. then simply hit the post button. don’t forget to be as annoying as possible
November 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
welcome new people from the “other place”! over here it’s….a little different!! to make a “post” all you have to do is type the letters that correspond to the sounds you’d make if you were speaking the words of your thought. then simply hit the post button. don’t forget to be as annoying as possible