Grace Hoffman
@graceshoffman.bsky.social
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ๐ซ๐ซ
๐Detroit
She/her
๐Detroit
She/her
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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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if meant to get out of bed why bed warm
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if meant to get out of bed why bed warm
Gotta call my mom after every grocery trip to tell her all the great deals I got and my coupons and how nasty some of the produce was and how they didn't have carrots, it's very important she knows
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Gotta call my mom after every grocery trip to tell her all the great deals I got and my coupons and how nasty some of the produce was and how they didn't have carrots, it's very important she knows
@detroitlions.bsky.social I hear you have a need for more defense players...hear me out #onepride #detroitlions
December 6, 2024 at 11:24 PM
@detroitlions.bsky.social I hear you have a need for more defense players...hear me out #onepride #detroitlions
In some states you put deposits them and return them. I live in MI where its a 10 cent return to recycle them
December 6, 2024 at 4:45 AM
In some states you put deposits them and return them. I live in MI where its a 10 cent return to recycle them
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If SNL was filmed in michigan, john mulaney wouldve written a musical about this place
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
If SNL was filmed in michigan, john mulaney wouldve written a musical about this place
Sometimes your QB is going against you defense and it's horrific
So if I understand Fantasy Football correctly, it's spending 2 to 3 nights a week yelling "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CATCH A GODDAM FOOTBALL!!!"
November 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Sometimes your QB is going against you defense and it's horrific
Would've Could've Shouldโve
November 12, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Would've Could've Shouldโve
Me showing up to the Pearson testing center every 6 months
November 11, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Me showing up to the Pearson testing center every 6 months
Its the songiest song to ever song and song (affectionate)
November 11, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Its the songiest song to ever song and song (affectionate)
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Having a bullpen day (consistent snacking instead of meals)
November 11, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Having a bullpen day (consistent snacking instead of meals)
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November 11, 2024 at 4:37 AM
One more day until my next sitting ๐ด
November 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
One more day until my next sitting ๐ด
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Youโre probably all bored with this but we (the tech workers of The NY Times) are still on strike because management refuses to come to the table. Thanks for your support and continuing to boycott Cooking and Games. #BreakYourStreak
November 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Youโre probably all bored with this but we (the tech workers of The NY Times) are still on strike because management refuses to come to the table. Thanks for your support and continuing to boycott Cooking and Games. #BreakYourStreak
So they can charge the price of five guys making it
November 10, 2024 at 4:41 PM
So they can charge the price of five guys making it
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why do they need five guys to make a burger? i could do it with two guys, tops
November 10, 2024 at 1:42 PM
why do they need five guys to make a burger? i could do it with two guys, tops
This feels like 2014 Twitter and I was 14, annoying, and thriving on 2014 Twitter. Only difference now is I'm 24
November 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
This feels like 2014 Twitter and I was 14, annoying, and thriving on 2014 Twitter. Only difference now is I'm 24
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Itโs such a blast from the past to realize that scrolling through a social media platform can be fun and fulfilling and educational and not rage and depression inducing
November 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Itโs such a blast from the past to realize that scrolling through a social media platform can be fun and fulfilling and educational and not rage and depression inducing
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going back in time to 1985 and telling a nerd i have a computer in my pocket at all times and i mainly use it to cause myself massive psychic damage while driving 70mph in a school zone
November 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
going back in time to 1985 and telling a nerd i have a computer in my pocket at all times and i mainly use it to cause myself massive psychic damage while driving 70mph in a school zone
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A fundamental thing to know about me is that several times a week I just sit around thinking about how much I love libraries.
November 9, 2024 at 8:20 AM
A fundamental thing to know about me is that several times a week I just sit around thinking about how much I love libraries.