graceodh.bsky.social
@graceodh.bsky.social
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Less politics; more soup, salad, and breadsticks
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you. It is slowly draining your energy and becoming more powerful. If you are to survive, you must find it and chop it down once and for all
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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ME: It's a vampire movie set in ancient Rome

PRODUCER: Keep talking

ME: called Vladiator

HIM: Get out
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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me: who in the world would steal a hundred pairs of shoes from our warehouse?!

centipede coworker: (sweating) uhh probably a couple of fiftypedes
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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[petting geckos]

welcome to my gecko chamber
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Nice injury you got there. Be a real shame if someone added insult to it.
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM