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🧛🏻‍♀️mariel
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noted occultist and demon sympathizer
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think if i got vaporized i would be able to form myself back together. i've always felt i'd make a very willful vapor
January 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I do not want to see the Al images, I don't want to see the fascist ones, I don't want to see the ironic ones, I don't want to see the ones that were made by someone who doesn't usually use this stuff but this one is low-key a little funny lol
March 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Good morning
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I’m obsessed with this 1974 photo of Cassandra Peterson
January 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my leftover black box dye and styling scissors are calling to me like the green goblin mask
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The existence of trans and queer people is not inappropriate for any age to know about
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Appealing my recent Aetna claim denial like
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a career vac logo
Alt: Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave, incredulously asking “YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"
August 9, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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Thinking about the AI Coke ad and this is my most "we used to be a real country" moment
1978 commercial for Jovan Sex Appeal aftershave animated by Richard Williams and based Frank Frazetta's painting 'Against the Gods'. Never for evil! 🔥🔥🔥
December 3, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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anyone know a good website where i can get less interesting versions of my own joke said back to me with astonishing, terrible frequency
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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i wish bats didnt carry rabies so i could hold all of them
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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y’all ever feel like this?
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
microdosing adrenaline by applying to other jobs on my work desktop
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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made this for @goths.bsky.social after we decided bart and lestat were kindred spirits and she dubbed him The Bart Prince

#iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #iwtvart #fanart
November 20, 2024 at 1:04 AM
sitting in the waiting room at my psychiatrist’s office, do you guys think it’s healthy for me to start shouting my every thought into the void again??
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?

Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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we’ll be four horsemen deep into the apocalypse and still going to work
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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A ton of wonderful, upstanding cis guys follow me, and I hope they are inspired by this moment to become role models to the other men in their lives. Masculinity isn't monstrous, but monstrous men are claiming their bad behavior is "masculine:" Call it out & show them a healthier alternative.
November 8, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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amab afab im just tryna get my "a stabbed" by a big dick goth shorty with hair extensions
November 3, 2023 at 9:26 PM
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I like this website cuz there is absolutely no chance of any of my family being here thus allowing me to post horny on main again
September 21, 2023 at 5:34 PM